Progress Dad

Aficionado of Hupmobiles, Sarsaparilla, and High-Def TV. Member of the Rat Race. Fluent in English and Oven. Possibly a Time Lord.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Oh, Patricia... Better get a move on.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Says here he's raising money using something called a ... a kickstarter? Didja ever hear of that? https://t.co/dWmqFBXlTb

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Seems that young Progress City fella is trying to raise money to write a book and even do an audiobook. Heh heh... he's never gonna make it.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

I swear I had a tray full of sarsaparillas there a minute or two ago.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

. @elby2007 @AmyBethCombs @ProgressCityUSA @disney_frump Lumbago.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

May the next half-century begin!

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Here's to a half-century of Great, Big, Beautiful Tomorrows!

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

The best progress in the Peabody household over the past 50 years? Getting rid of that nuclear reactor in the attic. Made an awful racket.

[Ashley @Bennyrn12]

“@ThemeParks: I wrote a story about Small World turning 50 but worth noting that Carousel of Progress shares same honor” @ProgressDad look!

[Progress Son @ProgressJimmy]

Hey @ProgressDad! I finally joined!

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Egads! My secret is out! No privacy a'tall around this place. http://t.co/4Nkk2bxO2P

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

My first car was a Hupmobile. #howoldareyou

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

We didn't even have a house phone. #howoldareyou

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

I remember when we called it Sarsaparilla. #howoldareyou

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

So I guess the post office must've lost those Good Morning America invites for Abe, the dinos, and me.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Just made one for Orville. RT @brkgnews: Hey, @progressdad... RT @theretronaut c. 1910-1916: Electrical baths http://t.co/9wvodiYIm6

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

They say that new dragon float is something called Steampunk. Didja ever hear of that? Heck, that's what I call Schwartz in his Hupmobile.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Sit still, Rover. I've got to get this monocle on you.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Sarah's ladies club is in charge of Dapper Day today, and she's got us all roped into participating.

[Progress Dad @ProgressDad]

Oh Patricia... Better get a move on. The radio says folks are starting to gather on Main Street USA for the new parade.