Emamoke

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Clothes that don't require ironing>>>

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

When someone comes into my room and leave the door open

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me everyday listening to the same 8 songs as always

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

WE DON DEY MOVE ON GRADUALLY 🚨

#BringBackOurPeople

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxiv]

Pot covers when you try to steal meat at night

[Samson 🇳🇬 @Zamaniii0]

American: "I was so poor that i used to sleep in my car"

Africans:

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

calculating if i can survive till payday.😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me judging people for being addicted to their phones after my battery die:

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

Body is what ? Body is tea
Account is what ? Account is empTea

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

One of the most useless gums ever😂

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

How I’ve been watching shows lately:

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Amazon: Same day delivery

*Me ordering at 23:59*

Amazon:

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

"Nigerian enters inside kitchen"

White Rice:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?"
Me:

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Whatever he's charged with, He's guilty

[✎ᝰ_atukwatse 𐙚🧸ྀི🥹 @ltsgalchild]

After watching a horror movie and it ends saying “based on a true story”

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

hairdresser: do you like it

me: yes thank you

me when i get home