Parker Kennedy

This is the official twitter account of Parker Kennedy. Founder, Editor & Writer of the progresstinator the paperless newspaper, Brown Grad and a Kennedy...

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Vote early and often. You should be able to vote at least 10 times for @JoeBiden from home.

[Parker Kennedy @progresstinator]

@GavinNewsom Your sick? Do you have #COVID���19
No you couldn’t have it because you always where you mask 😷

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@robdelaney Agreed... a gender reveal should be done by the child once they have decided what gender they are. There are 58 gender options to choose from.

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@IngrahamAngle This country was founded on freedom of speech not freedom of religion. Protests are peaceful gatherings. Church services are hateful and judgmental gathering.

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@POTUS is so disrespectful for speaking negatively about the military and not kneeling for our national anthem! What a hypocrite. #BLM #DefundThePolice #DefundTheMilitary

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So I’m reviewing men’s underwear... @MeUndies @TommyJohn @lululemon @mackweldon @DuluthTradingCo @saxxunderwear @2EROS

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As a result I’m going to have to temporarily pivot my twitter account to review men’s under until after Nov 5th as part of an agreement that I have made.

[Parker Kennedy @progresstinator]

I know that I normally tweet progressive wisdom... I have been very busy being involved in many peaceful protests. My parents had to bail me out of jail because the police oppressed me by arresting me for peacefully protesting. The family wasn’t very happy with me...

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All this #QAnons stuff is silly talk. My cousin #JFKjr died in a plane crash. He is NOT #Q and would never support #DonaldTrump2020

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Sorry that I’ve been off the grid for quite some time I turned my living room into a Permanent Autonomous Zone. Unfortunately I left my phone in the kitchen which was outside of the zone. 😫 ugh

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@AOC So if @POTUS targets cultural sites do you think you will send him to Iran to face trial after you impeach him?

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@kanyewest I trust that you’re a good shepherd...

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@TheRealBuzz @NASA I think we should name the new Mars Rover either Mars Roomba or Snoopy...

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@PPFA @PPact Don’t forget to visit @PlannedParenthood within #9months of your #NewYearsEve fun or you will no longer be having any fun...

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@LoriGreiner I have a #TrillionDollar idea... I need someone to fund me to buy @Amazon, @Google, @Apple, @Disney & @Netflix and for putting up the money I’m offering a 10% stake in my company!

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I think that I’ll have trouble voting for @PeteButtigieg because he looks like a #Republican he also has a #Republican voice...

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@TIME I’m a huge fan of @GretaThunberg I just wish she was a little more #vsco

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@BernieSanders I just donated $0.50 to your campaign... once you redistribute wealth and give me some of that free money I’ll happily donate more.

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@leighkoechner @PuebloBonito So I guess you’re going to have to stay in a stable and sleep in a manger since there’s no room at the inn... maybe December 26 will become a major holiday celebrated for thousands of year commemorating your terrible trip?

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@askjillian I’m triggered by so many things that I generally can’t leave my apartment...