Progressive Baller

Ungeneric thoughts of a generic retired NBA player. NBA and current happenings. Tweets not endorsed by Karl Malone. Almost always correct.

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@lindseyadler Chris Paul George Hill

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League Pass Thoughts: Hawks announcers keep calling Alex Len "Alex" and I don't like it. Till next time folks...

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@NateDuncanNBA 🧻

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Kawhi has solved the concept of basketball 🤖

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@Patty_chewing @CMAK_0209 @SBondyNYDN

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Dwight Howard looks like he ate the green mushroom in Mario Party #nba

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Haven't opened the article yet. Too scared. #NBA

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Immediately as I sent that someone opens a Gatorade and hands it to Vlad who takes one sip and puts it down 👀

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Was a single sip of Gatorade taken by a player from the Gatorade sponsored kid at #HRDerby? They already know that stuff is sugar garbage and drink their custom stuff

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@wojespn Woj gunna be having a chat with his sources...

https://t.co/pMCMf1esQV

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@TheSteinLine All the NBA journalists are now realizing when their sources said "They're going to New York" they didn't mean the #knicks 😪

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@TheSteinLine All the NBA journalists are now realizing when their sources said "They're going to New York" they didn't mean the #knicks 😪

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Masa and Gary 😍😍💙💙

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1. Sees joint being rolled
2. Lights joint
3. Takes one hit
4. Extremely blasted

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Hyped for this not to be news (nor illegal). But what's with NBA players and the secret compartment? First Melo now D'Angelo? Feel like it makes it more obvious in the X-ray machine 🧐

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Basketball is art!

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Well that halfcourt series winner was worth 13 points unofficially so boom 60 I was right ⏰⏰

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Dame time. Mans going for 60 tn 👀

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Best part of the #NBA playoffs has to be Common relentlessly telling me how crucial robots are to making beer

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@JustinR_Freeman @lucagaynor @nicjbae So many layers to this where does one even begin

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@luckyglio @DaRealBootum The hoodie didn't know translate to the league but beanie definitely will