The United Plates of America

Vanity plates and commentary on them. Account run by real, but very bored smartasses. “Bumper Stumpers” was a great game show, but Chuck Woolery is a dick.

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We would love to make this feed representative of all the great plates of #america. Help us spread the word! Have you seen a #vanityplate in your neighborhood that you love/hate/confuses you? Send it our way! Share this with someone who needs a smile in these dark times.

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And I swear to god when I first saw this I thought it was Eco Bundt until I saw the hood.

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A Prius? Burt Reynolds must be rolling over in his grave. Maybe Buford T. Justice too. #vanityplate #diablosandwich

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#ElBarto strikes again.

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Is that Lauren Boebert on her way to the theater?

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"God, attack!" So very Florida.

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If hunting makes you so bored, maybe stop doing it.

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Yeah, this guy is totally doing some serious off-roading in this purple #lambo.

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It’s not the size of the boat, just don’t fucking crash it. (And of course it’s a BMW).

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It’s important be regular, but is anyone really hot for laxatives?

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Whatchya got on the grill this #MemorialDayWeekend?

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My other car is a #Lincoln, too. Just kidding, assholes!

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Hey, what kind of #Audi is that? Oh.

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When you desperately want to be part of a group.

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#FridayFeeling #weekendmood