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[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

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[mrphillipchan 🥚🇺🇲 @mrphillipchan]

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[Grae @Grae_YT]

Okay, I haven't been checking my second channel since I left it dormant a couple of months ago because of the mass influx of JRPGs. I didn't know that it has caught up to my "main" channel ever since. Maybe it's time for me to return? 🤔

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

But I thought I was bigoted and too stupid to appreciate how great the game was! 😂

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch

'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.'

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[mrphillipchan 🥚🇺🇲 @mrphillipchan]

I warned you guys and y'all sent me death threats

Chuds win again

It feels good to be right

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

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Get in Here! Saturday Night Eggroll | EP 196

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[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

Never did I imagine TheQuartering to be dethroned from being lolcow of the year 😂

[yeet @Awk20000]

Asmongold doesn't expect Ethan Klein to survive the cheating scandal

"Generational collapse..going to look very bad for him..I really don't know how if he'll be able to recover from this...your content was built around all of your friends and wife..it's just terrible..to Ethan's credit, we still don't really know his side, but this does look really bad when everybody immediately disowns the guy..sad to see"

"Really tragic..four or five people who's lives are ruined and Ethan ruined his own life..I feel bad that they're this stupid..but at the same time, you get what you deserve..I bet whenever he comes out and makes a statement..gonna say ya, I f'd up, it was really bad"

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

This is insane if confirmed to be true. How on earth were they expecting to break even with $800M total cost let alone make a substantial profit!? 🤪

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

🚨 BREAKING - Smash JT EXCLUSIVE 🚨

My long time contact at Microsoft has just reached out and informed me of a few WILD things.

> Gears of War E-Day Marketing budget was $300,000,000+ on top of the alleged $500,000,000+ development cost.
That is a total of $800,000,000+ for the game entire launch.

> Asha is NOT happy, they stated that this situation is NOT on her, and she is working hard to make sure this kind of shit never happens under her watch.

> Layoffs are already happening right now. With MANY more to come. Future of The Coalition is currently up in the air.

Many other things of note that I will cover tonight but suffice it to say… things are changing massively over at Microsoft Xbox.

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

Can executives at HQ finally fire these retards?

[Polygon @Polygon]

Can We Finally Agree That Dragon Age: The Veilguard Was Actually Terrific? https://t.co/mkWWB8tTll

[mrphillipchan 🥚🇺🇲 @mrphillipchan]

$500M before marketing is insane

Sidelining Marcus and Dom for a gay fat bitch who emasulates the legacy of Delta Squad is one of many things that made the story atrocious

The layoffs can't come fast enough

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

@theapropos You reap what you sow

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

Even though most of us saw it coming, it still hits hard when it actually transpires. It's an end of an era that didn't have to happen 🙁

[Kabrutus @kabrutusdeid]

Aged like the finest of milks.

[Kabrutus @kabrutusdeid]

BioWare wasn’t informed in advance and was still posting new job openings just yesterday.

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

One chose to keep pushing the boundaries on what is possible in a role playing game. The other chose to chase short term trends and activism. You don't need a business PhD to figure out where both roads lead to.

[Swen Vincke @where? @LarAtLarian]

This is not something I ever expected to see.

Larian and Bioware started their trajectories in the games industry at the same time and Bioware led the way in making RPGs big. It's almost unimaginable that we're now entering an era were the name Bioware won't show up anymore when discussing upcoming RPGs. What a loss for all of us.

Thank you for all the games. Thank you for the many hours of gameplay. Thank you for all the stories . You can be damned proud of what you achieved.

I hope you all land well.

[mrphillipchan 🥚🇺🇲 @mrphillipchan]

Total Chud victory

This is what happens when you make fun of your core audience and inject woke propaganda into your games

RIP Bozo

[Project Eggroll 🥚🥚 @projecteggroll]

Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Jade Empire. Many of their games shaped my childhood years and now they are but a distant memory. This is painful to me but also unsurprising given how activists have taken over their final project. Remember sticking it to chuds NEVER ends well. 😔

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Get in Here! Saturday Night Eggroll | EP 195

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