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allie, emily, hannah, lauren & kara🕺🔫❤️‍🔥 powered by em’s perfect attendance #fortnitebattleroyale #zestyblasters #biggestbirds

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Hannah and Lauren use a Fortnite sniper rifle to kill gage underwood at taqueria crestwood at 12:17 pm. @sohsnerf23 @TeenageDartbags

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@Munchmennerf @sohsnerf23 Read a clock before you post

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@Munchmennerf @sohsnerf23 Y’all still didn’t report it in time

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@Munchmennerf @sohsnerf23 The “kill” happened before 5:28, so you are over an hour late

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@Munchmennerf @sohsnerf23 we have proof you shot them at 5:28, so you are 2 minutes late, and therefore the kill is void.
we are willing to send the screenshots of when emily informed us that she was shot.

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@THEMASTERB12065 @carson_motta @sohsnerf23 Your spelling is improving slightly, but not enough. We understand that not everyone can call themselves a scholar, especially a Governor’s Scholar, but we can accept that your team is not of the intellectual capacity to grasp what is going on.

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@THEMASTERB12065 @carson_motta @sohsnerf23 Once again, please take the time to use your brain cells when communicating. The correct term is “Governor’s Scholar.” If you believe these English lessons are not helping, English ESS takes place this Tuesday from 8:15-8:45 in room 117. Please, for your sake and ours, attend.

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@THEMASTERB12065 @carson_motta @sohsnerf23 If your wrong opinions are getting boring, we can go back to giving you English lessons! Try saying “it appears” next time. “It’s” is actually short for “it is,” and is not grammatically correct in this context. We thought this was common knowledge.

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@THEMASTERB12065 @carson_motta @sohsnerf23 *Governor. And you’re right! Because you can’t see anything definitive in any of the videos, and none of us ever felt a bullet hit us.

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@THEMASTERB12065 @carson_motta @sohsnerf23 The second “kill” was only posted in that time frame WITHOUT any footage OR a valid witness. You all waited hours until after the kill to post the “footage” you had, therefore it is still invalid. We’ll see what the council has to say!

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@THEMASTERB12065 @carson_motta @sohsnerf23 If it’s getting boring, why are you all still adding to the argument? You’re creating a double standard.

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@carson_motta @THEMASTERB12065 @sohsnerf23 I was talking about the video Carson just tweeted from his private account at 22:38, which is not within the one hour. If you could comprehend my comment, which was clearly tweeted under the video that was just posted, you would understand which video I was referencing 😬.

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@carson_motta @THEMASTERB12065 @sohsnerf23 Oops, it appears you tweeted that video way after the hour long time span to report a kill, therefore it’s void.

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@carson_motta @THEMASTERB12065 @sohsnerf23 You can’t say the manager was a witness (which is the only proof you gave within the hour limit) when he isn’t even in the video.

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@carson_motta @THEMASTERB12065 @sohsnerf23 You also still can’t see anyone get hit with a bullet in that video.

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@THEMASTERB12065 I’m glad I can go to sleep tonight knowing I did not trespass on a restaurant’s property.

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@carson_motta @THEMASTERB12065 @sohsnerf23 You all literally said the manager was a “witness.” Stick with the same storyline.

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✅ kill quota met.
✅ last word in.
✅ homework done.
✅ arrest record cleared.
✅ basic physics understood.

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brooklyn boren was shot while frolicking in the cinemark parking lot at 10:15 by lauren potts. victim confirms, little sister witnessed. rip brooklyn, you will be missed 💔
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@carson_motta @THEMASTERB12065 @sohsnerf23 He asked you to leave before you shot at us, and you were trespassing.