Jordan Foster

33, Mum, Runner, Coach.

[Jordan Foster @projectmaragirl]

I DID IT!!!! 3.10.55 😭😍🥳

Best marathon EVER!

#londonmarathon #londonmarathon2021 #championship #comeback #marathon

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

I'm sorry, but I don't know why sometimes Gromit just doesn't thump Wallace

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Words to live by. #GBBO

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

I fear for the safety of the world this morning.

Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1292

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

She met him at her parents’ turkey curry buffet you fucking idiot

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I love how no matter the species, kids annoy the parents.

[Lillian @LillzTIL]

Femicide.

Rest in Peace Rebecca Cheptegei. We are so so sorry 💔

[Jordan Tyldesley @PippyBing]

I hate how everything costing a fortune is so normalised now. What do you meeeean £150 for a concert ticket? What do you meeeean £100 for a train ticket? What do you meeeean £50 for a family to have a chippy tea? What do you meeean £7 for a single pint? Robbing bastards!!

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

In case you're catching up, here's a highlight reel.

[daffodil🪬 @BattenDaffodil]

Setting fire to the holiday inn in Rotherham and blocking the exits when there's potentially staff, children and innocent people inside doesn't make you a patriot. It makes you a murderous scumbag. Lowest of the low.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

People are in the hotel.

This is arson with intent. A life sentence offence.

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

If there’s any fibre of your being, that thinks doing this to the community that is already in mourning of those children, is in any way helpful & a step towards “getting your country back” then you have well and truly lost your fucking mind.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 Turning up to a vigil for 3 murdered young girls with a crate of cider.

We will never apologise for calling out the far-right. The victims of this tragedy are the last thing on their minds.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 They heard that three innocent young girls had been murdered in horrific fashion.

And all they saw was a great opportunity for a piss up and a fight.

Get far-right scum off our streets.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

Every one of Rishi Sunaks "I'm doing a normal thing" photos just gives off Mr Burns without Smithers energy.

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

Invest 25 seconds in this for the superb accidental punchline

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Let me see if I understand this: the Academy nominated "Barbie" for Best Picture (eight nominations total) -- a film about women being sidelined and rendered invisible in patriarchal structures -- but not the woman who directed the film.

Okay then.