jesse miller

[jesse miller @projectreal]

MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl. http://t.co/G5XkSRRNYo

[jesse miller @projectreal]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/19wqQs0QNx

[jesse miller @projectreal]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/wIFEBcwbjh

[jesse miller @projectreal]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/eMv9Dit22W

[jesse miller @projectreal]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/jANa5dV0U8

[jesse miller @projectreal]

http://t.co/liEKE7Bf Does an Eskimo ever think about drizzling their house with delicious flavored syrups and eating it?

[jesse miller @projectreal]

http://t.co/V7FQDm9c My jeans smell weird so I guess I should wash them in two weeks.

[jesse miller @projectreal]

http://t.co/HXR8RFIy It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in the elevator and pushes all of the buttons.

[jesse miller @projectreal]

Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting. http://t.co/dTPVkDuD

[jesse miller @projectreal]

I want to play checkers today so I can say "Martin Luther King me!" http://t.co/LTEzl4eZ

[jesse miller @projectreal]

listening to the new rob thomas cd

[jesse miller @projectreal]

working on a puzzle