Professional Crass

Just some rando who replies to your tweets. Also someone was trying to hack into my account. I feel special.

[Professional Crass @prokraztinator]

So I’ve reawakened and come back to Twitter, just to tell whomever is trying to get a code to my Twitter to stop. I get enough texts…#awkward

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Dang typo. *quitter

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I’ve only ever been dumped or fired. #NotAQuiter!!! #SignsYouShouldBeSingle

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@Fact Definitely not a good time to drive then

[Fact @Fact]

People who stay up late tend to be risk-takers.

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@ReutersFacts I still think he has a great face

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@ExtraGum I was mentioning how I don’t see chewing gum commercials anymore and this is literally the first one I see in years lol

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@tunaofthesky LOL true

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Pure Cinnamon #RejectedBreakfastMeals

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“Love, Actually, Nah ”
#VagueSongsAndFilms
(Love, Actually)

[Carolyn Griffiths @winludivine]

Some Like It Tepid #VagueSongsAndFilms

[Cheshirelad @CheshireladO]

#VagueSongsAndFilms

[Professional Crass @prokraztinator]

@TheTweetOfGod I wish I was an android…

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

At least you're biodegradable.

[Professional Crass @prokraztinator]

@elonmusk I want to use like at least, 10.5%

[Professional Crass @prokraztinator]

@elonmusk How to make my brain matter most efficient?

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I’m Not Sure What You Did Last Summer #VagueSongsAndFilms

[Richard Stone @RichardStone21]

Partial Recall

#VagueSongsAndFilms

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@elonmusk I find that canola oil, a dash of salt or seasoning and sriracha flakes on romaine lettuce—is a tasty snack on a diet.

[Professional Crass @prokraztinator]

@elonmusk How to make my brain matter most efficient?

[Professional Crass @prokraztinator]

#IWillNoLongerTolerate Intolerable people !