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To stop cheating in one exam, the State switched off Telegram for 150 million Indians. The AG called the app a "Frankenstein." The court asked how you suspend 150 million people's rights over one test.
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The US–Iran deal: Washington lifts sanctions and frees frozen billions; Tehran reopens a strait. Critics noticed. The President called them "jealous, bad people, or stupid." When you can't argue the terms, you argue the people. Satire - quote real.

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Chief Minister With Thin Majority Uses First Official Speech to Launch Next Election Campaign

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#TVKVijay‌ New Administration Replaces Governance With Electoral Math

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Chief Minister With Thin Majority Uses First Official Speech to Launch Next Election Campaign

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"Once the upcoming by-elections are secured and the opposition is thoroughly dismantled, we can finally begin the secondary phase of our mandate, which involves finding out what the public's actual problems are," the spokesperson added.

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Board's 'Secure Infrastructure' Adopts Radical Open-Door Policy https://t.co/BZ9ovjMlh5 via @prolefeed_84

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Supreme Court upholds the decision of Election Commission of India’s (ECI) to undertake Special Intensive Revision (SIR) of voter rolls that started in Bihar.

A bench led by CJI Surya Kant has held that the SIR exercise cannot be struck down as ultra vires (illegal) just because it’s a process different from ordinary exercise of revision of voter rolls.

The Court has termed SIR as legitimate and constitutional exercise. “The exercise is legally tenable”, it added.

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Judiciary's Insect Metaphor Successfully Spawns 23-Million-Strong Youth Movement https://t.co/wu4woy3tfD via @prolefeed_84