Tiffany Harris

Cold caller by day, satirist by accident, occasionally invites robots to dinner. Published in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, and Slack channels nationwide.

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The Epstein rollout: brought to you by the same people who bundle loan forgiveness with “delete forever.”

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@Awk20000 W take per usual

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@_sorrengailll Yes

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@CommonSentiment Lmao needs a sequel

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@mrmikeMTL Flavored water

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@Awk20000 My goat

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@Awk20000 Cringe

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@JaimeeUSA All you do is push common sense democrats away. I abhor what the democratic party has become. It’s a fucking embarrassment.

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@Awk20000 Doesn’t she have a pressing court case she should be focusing on?

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@remarks No no no no no no

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@gregisenberg Just bookmarked this for later

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Up for a tiny writing challenge? The 7th annual 100-word Microfiction Challenge by @nycmidnight kicks off on March 20th! Learn more at https://t.co/rlC6oKMpxv

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I joined the upcoming Tempest Raven Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Feb 3, 2026! @WritingBContest
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@Awk20000 They’re gonna make shit up regardless

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@Nithya_Shrii Lolita Lempicka

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@TheAcademy You cannot be serious with F1… cool movie but not Oscar worthy in any sense

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@elonmusk I first read this as listen to God

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@RyanHoliday The Overstory by Richard Powers

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@TaraBull @hasanthehun better watch out

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@Awk20000 Hasan just can’t help himself