Andrew Chirch

Executive Director @chaplaincyinst | US Army Veteran | | Podcast host at &

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Hey @grok what is total missile stock at IRAN

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@nomadicmatt Also: to airport gate agents. Them: “Have a good flight.”
Me: “You too!”

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@nomadicmatt Same 🖐🏻

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Anyone know if sequins set off TSA scanners? Asking for a friend.

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“Slow is Smooth, and Smooth is Fast”. — Phil Dunphy

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"If you can learn how to laugh during your worst moments, you'll have access to joy for the rest of your life, no matter how hard it is." Marlon Wayans

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@SundaeDivine Actually got told I was good looking last week. First time in my life. Seriously.

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Be careful. If you start really, truly, actually asking for what you want, y'all better ready.

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On a recent trip to UK and Ireland, so many double takes when I said my org trains interfaith chaplains. Some are atheist or agnostic or just spiritual. Doesn't matter. The work matters.

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@elonmusk @4Lilyfoundation @melindagates you're each in the business of improving the human experience. What do you say? Pocket change for you = real change for thousands that we serve.

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Getting ready to lean into healthy growth at @ChaplaincyInst. Who has $350,000 to help train post religious interfaith Chaplains?

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#NewProfilePic

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Thinking of starting a sanctuary for orphaned and wayward socks.

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Thar be Arthur's seat in Edinburgh. Twas more impressive in person.

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Then there was the big rugby looking chap ordering froofy mimosas (or is it mimosae?)

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This guy comes in with incredibly tight pants on and these great fashionable shoes with no laces in them. All I can hear is "Hold me closer, Tiny Pantser..."

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So I'm in LAX in a bar and running commentary on the people that come and go during my long layover.

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Scandal!

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Recently gave myself the ridiculously indulgent gift of a photo shoot. Being socialized as a man, this isn't supposed to be okay. I did it anyway 😊

This is my "erudite, but I forgot my shirt" look.

Photo by Regina Moneypenny Photography https://t.co/KVOBritMU0

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Listen to me sing "We Belong" on #Smule: https://t.co/B2aRa2uUac #Sing