Yakuza The Guru

I turn opinions into financial position ∆ I turn fake rumors into great humor ∆😏♥️∆ l.T GURU.Iconoclasm
# I'M AN OBSESSION.
# God Doesn't Live In Your village

[Yakuza The Guru @prolly0]

Skip everything but never skip praying!❤

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

HATE WATCH DELAYED IS NOT HATE WATCH DENIED!!!!🇪🇸

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Utafute pesa, utafute bibi, utafute mali, utafute Mungu, utafute usingizi. When does it end yawa?

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

I think the best thing I'm learning as an adult is to ignore people. When you realize people say & do weird & evil things to get a reaction out of you, you learn that silence is more powerful than proving a point. No response is the loudest response. The moment you respond people start feeling important & think they bigger than the program but I control the traffic

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please be picky as fuck, this is your world and whatever you want exists.

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

We need to talk about how parents abandon their male children when they're in the university.

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Noticed a lot of Kenyans are avoiding eye contact, because currently it means submission or approval. You look at a nduthi guy, ashapiga start, look at a shawty she assumes you want her, look at the teacher they ask you a question, look at the police they'll suspect you

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The strongest man in the room is the one who kneels before God before standing before the world.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

As a man you literally have to be aggressive assertive and not give a fuck to get ahead in life

[Chef Ore💜 @_b_haleemat]

Document your life mehn, you don’t even have to post it.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

GENTLEMEN: Yesterday while on TikTok live, Popular actress & socialite Trisha Khalid spoke publicly about her past relationship with former National Police Service Commission CEO Joseph Onyango. According to the daughter of Agrippina, she pursued the relationship hoping for a soft life, a decision she now says she regrets.

She claimed Onyango had gifted her a Mercedes-Benz but retained the logbook. After their breakup, she said she returned the vehicle through his nephew to avoid any public confrontation or repossession. When asked why she was pursuing a married man, she said "I was young and naive back then”.

Lakini kusema tu ukweli mbele ya Yehova Wanyonyi, what level of naivety can lead a baddie to date an old man like him who definitely qualify to be a live member of gulusumu association. I've always insisted that men should look for money for a better hearing good future.

With money, you can still pull baddies even in your sunset days. She's in her early 30s & she's still talking of being naive! As you can see, Onyango was enjoying massive Sundus & other variables namna hatari with his mamba face. Probably she was one of his side hens, he might have 3 other extra hoes like her.

Buana money is good. Look for money. Prioritize Money. Worship money. With money, you can supply high voltage electricity to any woman you want. But since you're a mumu, you believe your woman is loyal to you with your fuliza, taped water & 55' tv that you struggled to buy.

My brother, if she's approached by a man with long money, she will even give him access to her Sundus just to tap on his mangondo blessings. Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Generational wealth haitafutwi na roho safi kama hiyo yako

[✰. @swagoszn_]

I’m making money to be free dawg, not to impress anyone, broke days taught me enough.

[aether @bluewdrift]

You need boredom. A lot of it. Start by going on walks without music. No stimulation. No distractions of any kind. If you learn to sit with your own thoughts, for long enough, in time they will start serving you. You'll start having ideas once again. You'll start developing an extreme sense of clarity that will shift you into the next stage of your life. All by being bored, which is pretty insane.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

my version of flirting is banter cause I need to see if you’re intellectually attractive.

[Bolo @b4boloo]

It's "tumenyamaziana" not "umenyamaza sanaa..." Be realistic sisi ni watu wakubwa

[summrs @1luckixho]

even when I needed help. I helped

[The law📖🤚🏿 @_spicychoco_]

the ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you're speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The most humblest thing about starting from the bottom is that you get to see how people really view you when they think you have nothing.

[miia @miiagarro]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

That awkward moment your sarcasm is so advanced… people think you’re the clueless one