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cappin ass 🥱

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dude i could probably fly so fast

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“it’s bad for me here…i ate all the bread…” -cleo

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“hold up bro i’m practicing smokin a newport while im drifting”

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“i’m high and im fuckin with tranny’s” -cleo

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you could never have a penis like mine 🫩

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call my dick a wanted fugitive cuz it is STILL at large 😎

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jus cuz you’re in a bad mood, don’t come fuck up mine. shit is so annoying.

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i am the lorax, i speak for the trees.

the trees say blow that nigga down.

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aliens come down to earth and they think the yin yang twins are the president

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“yall had me salty…i felt like squidward and yall were spongebob and patrick..”

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i got him so mad he tap dancin

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PORK BELLY HIGH UP !! 🗣️

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jesus let it crust

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2 dudes laying down naked in the backseat of a car they don’t own

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“i was puttin in work for…like 2 minutes…”

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“SUCK MY DICK IM WORKIN FOR NASA THIS SUMMER !!”

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yeahp that’s gon be bout a million dollars

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“12 inch turbo dookie”

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never trust a bitch that goes to the gym, but has no ass

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“knees weak, balls are itchy”