Jordan Mae

22, pro-choice, believer in love, pnw is my home

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

girl u were dating a bum

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

I’m so sick and nobody knows what’s wrong with me. it’s exhausting, I just want to get better.

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

I’m so sick and nobody knows what’s wrong with me. it’s exhausting, I just want to get better.

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

@Ilianalepe I finally left only took me 7 years 🩵

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

hey Twitter... is it cheating to tell another girl that’s she is beautiful and continue to text her. AND when the girl says “what about ur girl” and you say “she doesn’t matter”. or would you just consider that “being unfaithful”

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

@Hozier hi buddy do you mind waiting 1:53 hours to start the concert cause we are stuck in traffic 23 miles from the gorge. Tysm ily

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[angel baby @aangellucero]

AARON EVANS FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

@missremiashten @ALISHAMARIE

This game will guess you guys when you answer it’s questions! (The Free Version)

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

@Chlobear129 alex works there and he was just telling me about how people get there at 6:30 in the fucking morning for maintenance

[jo @dra_mati_c]

There is something…. unsettling … about women having to hide their purchases/packages from their husbands??

[ᴠᴇɴᴜꜱ @haematiclove]

life is so short, love as loudly as u can

[🦋 @unabIez]

when i like a song i just overdo it.

[folake aina @f0lake]

We really used to be like “can i go pee” and teachers used to be like “no” omg.....

[Taylor @speakinoftay_]

Having the option to stay at home with your parent(s) rent free until you really get your shit together is one of the biggest blessings. Crazy that society has a lot of people thinking that’s shameful...

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

keeping a girls nudes when u are no longer speaking is gross. delete them. those aren’t for you anymore. you once had that trust, but you don’t anymore so delete them.

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

also,, my hair keeps matting in the back and it hurts to brush and I can’t stand long enough to shower.

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

@sammielotti yes.

[Jordan Mae @prollyjordan]

I’m so sick and nobody knows what’s wrong with me. it’s exhausting, I just want to get better.