David Johnson

[pokey @pokeywvu]

The hangxiety is bad

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

Jobs are paying $19 asking for a cover letter

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[lerpclide @lerpclide40920]

Im on bumble talking to fat girls about food

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching avatar

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

how it feels when it's saturday and nobody fw you

[Lindell Wigginton @LindellWiggJD]

I have really thin walls in my apartment so whenever my roommate is having sex I start jerking off and pretend that I’m the one making the girl moan

[Billy Lahiff @billylahiff]

@dietxcokewhore i hope i never accidentally upset a stranger on hinge lmao

[⅌ ⋆ @7oh7p]

imagine ur missing someone & they’re fucking ts out of somebody else 😭😭

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

I keep a nightstand full of fake van cleefs as a goodie bag for one night stands

[cant save u @seffffffff2]

Bro GET me out of community college…..

[Bruce "Koozie" Cusamano @BKoozie]

@Temp248889 taking acid and not telling her and giggling like the pillsbury dough boy when she attempts to have sex with me

[Giovanna @FlackoJoestar]

Instagram be suggesting people your gf cheating on you with

[jeremy | NEWS BITES @then0wnow]

ex situationship posted her boyfriend wearing the hat she refused to give me back

[Chucho Roldán @ChuchoRZ]

Arkham Asylum