Damp Squid

I mostly retweet stuff that I think is funny. Paralegal, paralover, parafriend.

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@SplashDamage1 “Bryn. It means ‘hill’ in Welsh.”

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

How to say "catch me outside, how about that" in legalese:

I welcome this argument in any procedurally appropriate forum.

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@OTDRhodeIsland Leather and wool hats in August? I guess that’s New England for ya.

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@JamesBeardwell Chin up, James. You have a lot of support behind you. Your pals here will understand and appreciate any decision you make. Big hug all the way from USA.

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@JamesBeardwell Love you, James. Stay strong. You’re one of my strongest friends!

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@ChrisDStedman @Ghostwoods @AKBrews

[Amy Appleby @AmyAppleby9]

@prombob @elleamup ❤️

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I don’t tweet often but if anyone reads this, please send some love to @iamNorasmama13 and family. They need prayers/good vibes/whatever you got. 🙏

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@AKBrews Edible.

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@OnlyWayIsEssex @AmyAppleby9 @elleamup this is the most dramatic towie trailer I’ve seen in a while. Te quiero. ⚡️

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@JesusGallent @AKBrews

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@iamNorasmama13 I love you Brit!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people on social media that don’t post anything

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@Richard_Kadrey @Ghostwoods

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@iamNorasmama13 😘♥️♥️♥️♥️

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Hfjrtijhdg??$$;;)

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@iamNorasmama13 I love you and miss you!!!! 💕😍❤️

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@iamNorasmama13 @kk62592 Happy birthday kk!!!

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@Ghostwoods Those are my favorite kinds of questions