alex

proud haver of two elbows

[alex @promise_void]

Do you think this account has a Yes version ready even though this will never ever happen

[alex @promise_void]

When she adds too much butter and it splits 😕

[alex @promise_void]

@de3dsoul Pokémon Serve and Pokemon Slay out Now for the Nintendo Switch 2

[Alelliott 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @alelliott88]

This is how I got all my news growing up

[alex @promise_void]

Absolutely crazy the number of people replying to this who apparently don’t understand the concept of incredulity

[alex @promise_void]

Ok what the shit is going on here, why is this being suggested to me, does X have cameras in my house?? I literally just did this what the fuck

[alex @promise_void]

Barry is going to be distraught

[ITV News @itvnews]

Judith Chalmers, host of ITV's Wish You Were Here...? has died aged 90
https://t.co/DwDkLOaKIx

[mikaela arteta @boujeebx]

tickets on argos?

[alex @promise_void]

When society collapses and I am left in charge of the UK I am going to search people’s twitters for “if… you are ngmi” and banish them to work in the artificial meat mines

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

The "invisible" hand of the free market isn't invisible to me at all. It wears a big white glove, shoots lasers from its fingertips, and occasionally swoops in for a powerful grab attack. It's honestly all a bit much.

[alex @promise_void]

You can be travelling in any direction and you will be stopping for 5 minutes at every single traffic light. It’s almost impressive

[alex @promise_void]

Me giving ETAs based on Edinburgh bus times: I’ll be there in 5 to 30 minutes

[alex @promise_void]

Once a colleague sat me in front of a another, French, colleague and got me to say to say words like grass and bath like some kind of circus freak

[julie 🥽🧪 @CasquetteGirl]

this is exactly what it’s like when my accent comes out at work

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

mhm mhm let me not forget my cursed amulet

[Maddy @Maddy_Matinee]

i love this poster. un ami. un clown

[alex @promise_void]

Baby to its mother: that’s just boobyslop

[alex @promise_void]

What the fuck I randomly thought of him yesterday on the bus and it turns out it was his birthday?????

[nadia @toptentextures]

happy birthday king

[alex @promise_void]

I almost shat myself 😢 saddest story ever told

[linda baby @stewartongirl]

C'est quoi ça je crie