𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝔃𝔂🥶🧸

𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙨 • 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙤𝙨 • 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨e
DM for notis

[𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝔃𝔂🥶🧸 @promzyxo]

Ayra Starr sing Rush, even pant rush comot for body 😭💔

[DC @Dc_Atuegwu]

I mistakenly sent a romantic message meant for my girlfriend to my landlord, and the man’s reply nearly finished me.

It was around 11 p.m. when I decided to send my girlfriend a sweet message. We had been dating for six months, and she had complained that I was becoming too busy for her.

I typed, “Baby, I can’t wait to see you tonight. I’ve missed your kisses, and I have something special planned for you.”

Without checking the name, I pressed send.

A few seconds later, I saw the recipient’s name.

Mr. Johnson — My Landlord.

Before I could delete the message, two blue ticks appeared.

I panicked and typed, “Sir, please forgive me. That message was meant for someone else.”

He replied almost immediately.

“Okay. Just make sure the person you’re waiting to see doesn’t disturb the other tenants.”

I dropped my phone on the bed.

But the embarrassment didn’t end there.

The following morning, I went downstairs to buy bread and met him outside. He looked at me, smiled, and asked, “So, did you finally see the person you were waiting for?”

I wanted the ground to open.

[Greatman🧊 @GreatmanEze01]

You don’t have to respond to everything.

[Xbadboy @xISaFoOl]

Una good night,
Tomorrow we go again.

[🌼🌸jeira🧁 @JeiraPrecious]

stop giving girlfriend-level emotional access to a man who has never actually asked you to be his girlfriend

[AreaBoy🇳🇬 @DAreaBoy]

I just hope bro balls is intact . So sorry broski next time you trade carefully 💔🥹

[AreaBoy🇳🇬 @DAreaBoy]

Yo mama I'm sorry About that ...

Next time you don't do what you're not supposed to do 😂

[ThatGirlFawzee @Missfawziaa]

i'm a librarian, and the only thing i've ever asked of patrons is to return their books on time. last thursday a man in a very nice suit walked up to my desk and said, "i'd like to pay a fine." i looked him up. he had no fines. he said, "it's from 1987. it's for a book called Tides of Tomorrow. i've been meaning to come in for thirty-eight years."...

[EkyDorlyn 🇳🇬 @EkyDorlyn]

Please can a 3 days old relationship walk, as in can it lead to marriage make person no go loss🙏

[𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝔃𝔂🥶🧸 @promzyxo]

@ogonnaaya We had Solomon back then

now we have Salome😟

[Ogonnaaya🤍🖤 @ogonnaaya]

I’m so polygamous in nature, I can never be with one man

[Ofure 💦💦💦 @Whypee__]

if you’ve not yet have your night bath go and do so now, leave here now

[EkyDorlyn 🇳🇬 @EkyDorlyn]

Am a clear representation of how beautiful God is.

Jesus am yours and I know you died for my sins.

Thank you God.

[𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝔃𝔂🥶🧸 @promzyxo]

@Adeqvra Buy me dinner, I never chop since last week 😭

[Ade @Adeqvra]

It is time for dinner.
Have you eaten or should I buy you dinner

[EkyDorlyn 🇳🇬 @EkyDorlyn]

Since i was born and now i am getting old, i never see any naija comedian wey fine:

Basketmouth
Bovi
Akpororo
Seyi law
Gordons, the list plenty abeg.

E be like the criteria to be funny na to worwor come de black like night wey moon or star no de 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[EkyDorlyn 🇳🇬 @EkyDorlyn]

Is this a sponsored gig or what? Because i have seen a couple of accounts posting the same thing.

Most of these top european countries dont even speak english talk more of fluent one.

Name them:
Spain
Germany
Italy
France
Portugal, etc

America have their own American english. Asian countries dont know anything about english.

Most of the 1st and 2nd world countries have their native language which they speak.

They only learn english if its very necessary like footballers coming to England .

This is part of the mental slavery we must emancipate ourselves from

[𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝔃𝔂🥶🧸 @promzyxo]

@pretty_eni26 Can't wait to see

[Eniolacore💋💗 @pretty_eni26]

itching to do something new to my appearance.

[Ade @Adeqvra]

If your favourite Nigerian celebrity gave you ₦100 million today, would you invest it, start a business, buy a house, or enjoy yourself first?
Be honest, no motivational speaker answers

[Ajibola👀 @Bro_Jbee]

Why are lagos taxi like this?

I was rushing to work this morning and on getting to pack.

It was drizzle with a cloudy weather.
Immediately they increased the tf price from #800 to #1000.

Is this one tinubu too? Or we're not just good people?