Archie

Oh my god, it’s a mirage, I’m telling y’all it’s sabotage/TIME TO PRETEND, catch us coming eventually

[Archie @propane_papi]

Sun shining through my window,
Everyone’s awake but me,
Wish I wasn’t so lazy,
It’s no worries,
I’ve got nowhere to be,
But home…

Life moves so slow…

When you’re at home

[gio @gioceii]

Kevin dgaf everyone that knows him knows that

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[Jarhead Frog @JarheadFrog]

There are 4 reasons you are allowed to cheer on a school:

1. You are an alum
2. You live in the city or state of the school
3. You worked at the school
4. You have immediate family that is alum

[erika🌹 @honeymoonaries]

tbh go ahead. don’t wear sunscreen, don’t get vaccinated, drink raw milk, practice a carnivore diet. i want to start being able to get concert tickets again

[Earl “Deuce” Mingleberry @EarlDeuces]

Cmon dawg it literally takes 10 seconds to set your fantasy lineup each week. Killing myself before I’d ever send a text like this to the boys #nuke

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Using flock cameras to watch a man drive from Wisconsin to a Michigan dispensary only to pull him over for possession when he got back home is so interesting to me when an estimated 460,000-600,000 children go missing in the US every year.

[Scoundrel @SoakUpThe_Sun]

“Goth baddies” is a hilarious concept cause being goth in 2026 is not even real. It’s like if women were attracted to Greasers who listen to rockabilly music.

[T🖤 @FamouslyLaMont]

😭😭😭

[LSDon @LSDonTV]

We were taught communism is bad by the generation who thought segregation was good

[Archie @propane_papi]

@DrewBanned @playforpar Still fat

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, “thanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for”.

[cie @hsmiltn]

no movie is foreign to me because i walk this earth considering every human a brother

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

enes kanter and royce white

what a couple of fucking losers

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Royce White withdraws from the WNBA Draft after learning teams fly by plane

(Via @ESPMNBA)

[Robin Lopez @rolopez42]

Biggest issue: If you're being drafted, people are saying "we want you around for 4 years" & I can't imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes.

We've seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality.

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

Spiderman kissed MJ and she didn’t recognize him, dapped his homie up once and he instantly knew the OG

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm too afraid to kill myself so i've been working on a potion to give myself down syndrome