Nish

Artist | Influencer | Financial advisor | Investor | Content Writer | Medicos | CA |
Ye sab to nhi hu

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The only 4 log i care about.
#maths
#log

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@ChekrishnaCk Great! Now, they are using litchi juice instead of petrol

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@sunilgurjar01 Try every minute SIP and thank me later

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Lgta h ache din finally aa hi gye

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Market reacted positively on Re-NEET exam??

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@AnupamMittal Friday ko WFH rakhta to 3 din ka trip ho jaata bhai

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Kal market bhayankar tareeke se giregi

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

PM Modi says
We have to stay united like we did in covid era to overcome this situation

[Swapnil Srivastav @theswapnilsri]

Got a call from Apollo Pharmacy today.

“Sir, you have 2,000 reward points expiring.”

“Ok but I’m not sick?”

“Sir, if you buy medicines worth ₹1,500, you can redeem them.”

“But I don’t need any medicines. I’m perfectly healthy.”

Silence.

Then he says:
“Sir, let me know whenever you fall sick.”

Bro just wished me illness so I could save ₹200.

This is what happens when you put a loyalty program on MEDICINE. The business model literally needs me to be unwell.

Imagine Dominos calling and saying “Sir let me know when you get hungry.”
At least that makes sense.

Apollo out here praying for my illness. Literally. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Momos is nothing but a vegetable gujhiya

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@anand_luhar The only reason why the number of banks are reducing

[Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai]

Who called him a senior developer and not mahadev?

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@Astro_Panditji_ 13/01/1999

[Tanisha @_taniishhaaa]

My presence on Twitter :

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English: Are you okay Astha?
Hindi: Asthetic?

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Ye jo kundli me bhari dhan rashi prapt hone waali h wo kisse jaake leni h??

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@sad5ky doing job

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@ayenaannya pehle bartaan maanjh le fir jaana kahi

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Baddie:- One who feels bad all the time

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@narendramodi okay

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@elonmusk achaa