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[properdonaldtrump @properdonaldtr1]

@adprior84 @bigbirdbazza I just looked. It’s the same as the Pier House. £9 for a duck salad starter? Nice. Cornwall is becoming such a rip off

[properdonaldtrump @properdonaldtr1]

@adprior84 How much? Is a steak a starter?

[properdonaldtrump @properdonaldtr1]

I normally take Donald Trump speeches and change the words to make them unbelievable and occasionally funny. I can’t do anything with this. Even if I do a 1000 more videos I will never write a line like “schools are gun free zones and that makes them dangerous” #heslosttheplot https://t.co/YPCFtQp1lL

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

The man has single-handedly destroyed political satire. I mean... where do you even start with that?: https://t.co/4Wx2YUa1EQ

[properdonaldtrump @properdonaldtr1]

@McGuireski you may want to follow Cornish Donald Trump over here. There’s new material coming!

[properdonaldtrump @properdonaldtr1]

Here’s my thoughts on why nobody is better at anything than Cornish Donald Trump #makecornwallgreatagain #cornishdonaldtrump #jamfirst

[properdonaldtrump @properdonaldtr1]

I will be making my next speech later on today

[properdonaldtrump @properdonaldtr1]

I will be making my first announcement next week. One every day for at least 3 days. Not on Thursday though. Proper Donald Trump is bringing back half day closing on a Thursday. Then a new announcement on Friday #makecornwallgreatagain #buildthatwall