Nikki Wade

I'll protect you from the hooded claw, keep the vampires from your door

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@AnnieJacobsen I have just watched ‘A house of dynamite’ on Netflix Uk. I can’t believe how many points are from your book - I was shocked to find you weren’t consulted/involved. Have you seen this? (Biggest fan of your work, btw ❤️)

[Yulia Navalnaya @yulia_navalnaya]

We managed to transfer Alexei’s biological materials abroad. Laboratories in two different countries conducted examinations. These laboratories, independently of each other, concluded that Alexei was poisoned. These results are of public importance and must be published. We all deserve to know the truth.

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@CitizensAdvice @TradeStandards 1) Not as advertised 2) Not fit for purpose

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

#hatchettepartworks #crochetlace I should know better than to trust these week by week subscriptions, but I like crochet lace, and the cottons are very nice. The blocking board (free) arrived this week. Can’t even fit the pattern squares on it 🙄 Customer service says 🤷🏽🤬🤡

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@nsandihelp This is the helpline. It’s actually the same, but with longer sentences 😬😬

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@nsandihelp @nsandi I have just had the most confusing ‘conversation’ on your helpline. Is it AI? Can I speak to a human please?

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Regular reminder that most trans people are just trying to navigate their way through their lives with as little impact on you as possible

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@jkirlin @JDVance Shit person who ‘walks’ his toddler 🤡💩

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@MadHabber

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@brianglenntv You are a puppet, period. 🇺🇦

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, President Zelensky fact checked asshole JD Vance and he lost his shit.

Shut your lying pie hole and go fuck a couch, JD.

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@AskNationwide Home Insurance customer service by RSA is disgusting. My mother died, they receive notice but merely changed the customer name to ‘c/o exec’. They ‘were not aware policy was no longer required’. For a 75yr old single occupant, rented council flat. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@front_ukrainian Слава Україні ❤️

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

Today, @bt_uk have sent mum a letter demanding payment for her broadband, (dd is cancelled). She can pay in a variety of ways, but she must pay. This arrived at my address, yet they don’t find that odd 🤔 The help pages are pointless. The ‘contact us’ form is blank.

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@bt_uk So, instead of easing a difficult time, you want me to start all over again, relive the details of mum’s death a month after informing @bt_uk . I’ve cancelled the direct debit, let ‘the team’ work it out.

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

Death admin is a painful process, but some companies have a dedicated soln for ‘sensitive’ issues. Like @bt_uk , where you fill a form online, then someone calls you to clarify. Nice. Done. A couple of weeks later however, here’s the ongoing bill in full, emailed to mum 🤦🏻‍♀️🤬🤯

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

Well blow me down, there’s a sensitive line with no chicanery whatsoever! Thanks to Jason @SkyHelpTeam for the assistance ☺️

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

@skytv @SkyHelpTeam give me a clue how to cancel my mother’s sky subscription without her login details - she died and I don’t have the energy or patience for your chicanery

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

A new low for my GP surgery today, and @NHSEngland; holding my Rx hostage until I take my own blood pressure for them. No med review since 2018, this is their new ‘good enough’ tick box exercise. @DrDanPoulter #thebirchesmedicalcentre #minimumeffort #suffolknhs #diyhealthcare

[Nikki Wade @ProperGirly]

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