Prophet Taco

XBOX•COFFEE•PUNS

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Just to follow up, ARK is very hard.

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On #xbox looking to learn @survivetheark. Downloading right now, never played it. What am I in for? #arksurvival

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Put an egg on it to make it breakfast.

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@JediRooster We are so very excited!

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No matter how my wife and I tell him, Cowboy remains confused. Baby Taco incoming in November. #pregnant #BabyTaco #dogsoftwitter

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How badass is Jason Bourne? He runs on the beach... wearing cargo shorts.

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Why did @EA_DICE remove the server location (East/West) from the browser in BFV????

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Sea of Thieves lookin snacky! #SoT #seaofthieves #AdventureTime https://t.co/eovqvs9Y3I

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It’s Jason Bourne! #pubg #mixerstreamer

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Catch me on #Mixer mixer this weekend. Pubg, BFV/Firestorm, and maybe some Division 2. #mixercommunity

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Find more on my insta @ProphetTaco #bfv

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Gotta poop and keep farting right before going to workout. #riskitforthebiscuit #gains #AvengersEndgame

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@huypho_ That filter makes it look like you’re Asian.

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What if life had an on demand mute button.

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I am riding a bus. I wish I was small and petite like @joerogan but instead I’m fat like @bertkreischer #bertisfat #petiteJoRo #ShortJoe #smallstaturebigkicks

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Big cats make big brown. #catfact @tomsegura

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Where are the Nazi’s in the new battlefield v game ? #bfv #battlefield #BattlefieldV

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@StevenSwendsen @Adversorr He’s going into hibernating

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“What good news regularly does is put a new event into an old story”

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@real_dumdum31 @AvengerV22 @SgtDangerCow @KLWHitmanPike @hleagueofficial @ms_spazz @Deity7 @Team_LRRP @PhoenixAL_ @l_DEADEYE_l @JustMasonHere @FluffyPuppyyys @Adversorr @blacksmith_dj @Booya_71 @MarceloScaleta @DXMIMZY @LRRP_J3W @Th3_Extreme Nah. Sony needs to catch up and agree for cross platform play.