Thotliana Zeolla

the creative director of this Twitter account

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

I am not joking about this: the City Council should figure out a way to make Wonder illegal.

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[THE GARDEN IS ROCKING @MSG_Rocking]

Orange and blue skies LFG

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[Dear World @dearantlers_]

"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

not really complaining yet but outside feels like we in 14th st union sq station

[lilium🦄 @pukeirl]

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

ah, my favorite part of taxes: ARE YOU AWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF YONKERS???

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I do think I would like to meet Mayor Mamdani. Maybe gossip a little

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[A @seattleiminyou]

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

[suze @cortadoedison]

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

[trevor 💕 @ditz_carlton]

it’s kinda rude asf when you tell people you live in new york and they launch into a rant about how they could never live there. okay and i couldn’t live in dayton ohio either

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Every year you know it’s tax season cause I see the word Yonkers

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

stuck in a torture chamber of your own creation

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Unfortunately one of the more important tweets out there