constablecrab

Officer of the Claw
Frequent recipient of unsolicited crab memes
Creator of The Cursed Kingdom RPG

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I think about this a lot.
#DiabloIV

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@KashimTenshi @XNayolak @PureDiabloCom He does. There's even a dialogue option where you can ask him why he talks in 3rd person, and he tells you.

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@KashimTenshi @XNayolak @PureDiabloCom You always walk a fine line with callbacks like that, but I think Ormus was done very well. The biggest pop of the whole campaign for me was when I realized from the layout of the map that I was walking into the boss room in Durance of Hate.

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@PureDiabloCom I think the new game modes and systems are the main feature, not the story, but they're really setting up the Greater Evils to be truly apocalyptic.

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@Kathleen_LRR It is a delight to experience anything you've written. I bought it instantly.

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@rhartman Every form of attack is legal as long as the announcer says it's "open hand" or "to the midsection."

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@WakeUpSuper Man, I've been there a few times. Hope they gave you some of them good drugs.

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@pieeatingchamp @PureDiabloCom Yeah, I scheduled the 9th off. No reason to blow the leave on a partial day of play, I thought.

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@WakeUpSuper Nothing to do now but send their body over a waterfall on a rowing machine and then hit the treadmill for three days straight.

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@UnarmedOracle First result of a google search, so... grain of salt. But it checks out.

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@HollyConrad This is crab defamation!

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@TychoBrahe We have swine sign!

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@ForceStrategy I give it 48 hours before someone makes and uploads this exact game.

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@TychoBrahe Mr. Beast lives in my town, has a partnership with my own employer, and I still never encounter his name except when someone I follow on the internet happens to mention it. The algorithm is like "You're how old? Nevermind then."

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@UnarmedOracle You would probably rock a short beard.

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@TychoBrahe What? You never heard of the foot of the bed?

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@Kathleen_LRR That stuff needs to be put in writing far more often in many more places. The hobby has expanded so rapidly in recent years that most players never had a chance to learn it all the hard way as feral basement teenagers like my generation did.

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@TychoBrahe That's fair. Ironically, the previous edition of D&D was a lot more like WoW in some respects. I really admire much of what it did mechanically, but it was not particularly well received by the core audience.

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@TychoBrahe I don't know. I think WoW and TTRPGs are as fundamentally different as two things can be that both contain wizards and hit points and the like. Doesn't mean they'll do a bad job, but that credential doesn't suggest anything to me for better or worse.