ProspectParkSquirrel

Here to bite people, ruin picnics, and f🐿ck shit up.

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Despite the constant negative press covfefe

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@happi_squirrel @Ratatosk4 @unbeatablesg Reginald

[Squirrel Beebz 🐿 and Dan @SquirrelBeebz]

9 reasons we should all be thankful squirrels exist – they do more than you think! #squirrel https://t.co/eyV1uGPDdd

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.@pcatapano is #FakeNews

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"It means 'whiny ass bitch' in Sanskrit"

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I bite some hipsters once and they freak tf out, but we didn't hear them crying when they were getting some cultural appropriation tattoo.

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@thatsoalykat

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@viv_heaton They're just so pompous.

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@RobNelsonABC7 Warning about reporter not minding his business on Twitter.

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@sangio_davese I'm not angry, I'm fed up. #FACTS

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@jax4477 @LauraBehnke Why you out here volunteering me for shit?

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@pcatapano

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@_tinymia_ There's a lady who took the time to contour her boobs just to take a self to put on Twitter.

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@ottergawd I'm sorry, is Simone a psychiatrist? Making assumptions about my mental health is unprofessional and frankly slanderous. #FakeNews

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@karenlee61 @Gothamist TELL EM

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@_SPACEBAR Don't @ me

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@GwenllainRose @FATJEW #PRAYFORSTOLENJOKES

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@MedMamaMichelle They don't understand our movement.

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Don't blame me, blame Lena Dunham.

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@_SPACEBAR Go back to LA with your turkey bacon. It's a BEC, not a TBEC. I swear, this is why I'm out here biting you people.