Prospects

Reaching for the previously attainable stars in reclaimed clothing.
@ComedyCoup Project and lovechild of @allthethinks @wrathofgeb @iamsteveeyes

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@StuffOfThings Would you like to analyze the science of stressed hearts not exploding? Assuming pomegranate juice is involved.

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Now off to buy a blazer so people stop thinking I'm 9.

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Serious respect to everyone competing in Comedy Coup. My day job is in media and this schedule's insane. If you've even survived- be proud.

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Writing while a Prospects collaborator tries to fix the door that keeps locking us in the bathroom - it's like we based this on our lives!

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@StuffOfThings @tree_planters @GoodMorn2Night @TheCrimsonWave @SuperLegalShow Seconding the #FF / sobbing exhaustion tears into your lapels

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.@ComedyCoup that was more of a stretching of the arms, there are questions to follow! #comedycoup50

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.@ComedyCoup I've read that the top 50 decision of 1/4 based on fan votes. What's the other 3/4? #comedycoup50

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The Prospects team has roused itself from a mid-evening nap for the @ComedyCoup q&a. We better get some juicy gossip. #comedycoup50

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@ComedyCoup vote's on today. It's gonna be so epic and on point. <- If that sentence raises your bile, vote Prospects http://t.co/chxg7vbvBS

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Boyyee, you like a subway pole that's still warm from someone else's hand and I need to dip you in bleach.

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Aboard the coveted "disciplinarian" bus! Barely a whisper amongst 30 tired adults and yet the driver is itching to 'turn this car around'.

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Are all the @ComedyCoup teams alive? How many jobs are we collectively working? Let's use twitter as our rescue St Bernard.

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What makes us different? For starters- roles other than shrew wives or sexy corpses. Also slaps & ethnicity morphs. http://t.co/chxg7vbvBS

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In retrospect scrolling Rich Kids of Instagram while standing in a damp bus shelter was an obviously bad idea.

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Very excited about tomorrow's video release. We were supposed to do a cult theme right?

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Greyhound bus or Patient Zero pageant? Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

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FACTOID: the 53E is the Tesla of TTC bus routes. It travels faster than light. I've already seen how several of you will die.

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New discovery: this is a real lake that exists in the world.

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And so the word "Epic" died as it lived: surrounded by ten feet of bullshit. *covers lips in epic lip gloss for the last time*

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Boyeee I want to pour a glass of Shiraz and put on a Sophie B Hawkins tape while we get our blood tests together.