Matthew Prosser

Basically, just a chilled out entertainer.

[Matthew Prosser @prosser0486]

@Stocktr94122911 Post your short position now?

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@Stocktr94122911 You've gone quiet? How is your short going?

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@Stocktr94122911 Short it then

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@TheLongInvest You said the same thing last year about $oscr and if your followers bought it they would be down over 17% in a year being a long investor. Fantastic work.

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@TheRonnieVShow $oscr is 8% lower than it was on this day a year ago how many years will you say same thing

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@OfficialPDC Crowd a disgrace as usual. If van veen gets through this it will be horrendous for him tomorrow

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@OfficialPDC Crowd were a disgrace. He would have lost without their behaviour

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The crowd in the final set of the bunting vs bialecki match were terrible. Just no class at all.

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@OfficialPDC Crowd have been awful in final set

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

I Bought $250,000 Worth of Cocaine

No, that’s not a typo.

That’s roughly 5 kilograms of ultra-pure, Bolivian flake — the kind of white asset class that’s been outperforming fiat, faith, and fiscal restraint since the 1980s.

Most people would call it criminal.
But let me explain the thesis.

Each gram goes for about $50 today. But over the past 40 years, the street price of premium product has defied gravity, inflation, and international law — up nearly 900% since Reagan, and still climbing every time the Fed hikes rates.

Meanwhile, governments keep inflating currencies and deflating dopamine. The world runs on anxiety and Adderall, but the real energy trade has always been white, scarce, and globally liquid.

So what happens when the next crash hits, the markets freeze, and morale evaporates?

When optimism becomes contraband, those who held the original confidence powder — the “hard assets” of the happiness economy — will see their margins skyrocket. Supply will vanish overnight, replaced by fentanyl-laced impostors and corporate substitutes.

My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “stash.”
It’s an asymmetrical hedge against stagnation, prohibition, and despair.

Worst case? I sit on $250,000 of historically inelastic demand — a tangible, portable reserve currency that never decays and always clears.

Best case? Prices triple, cartels consolidate, or governments legalize and institutionalize the product, turning legacy purity into a collectible, tradable relic of the analog high.

It’s not Bitcoin. It’s not bullion.
It’s not even biotech.

It’s five kilos of compressed confidence —
a hedge against inflation, legislation, and motivation itself.

That’s deep value.

That’s the Cocaine Standard.

[Matthew Prosser @prosser0486]

@interesting_aIl The guy he is fighting miss times the punch and carries over as his body weight is too far forward and he gets an easy shot at him.

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@etoro app not working at all. Just gets worse and worse

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Chelsea really poor today like against Everton. Neto going down and staying down was ridiculous. His fault for goal. How sancho hasn't been subbed I don't know. #cheful

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This coming out and the John Prescott news? Coincidence? RIP two jags

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They will write text books on this. Has serious 'new coke' vibes.

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@jlarkytweets Just a rip off of trigger happy TV 😂

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No way a penalty. Typical ref at anfield.

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Best account on here

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@Cobratate are you talking about you and kamala harris?

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@Ants_Revenge @SelecaoTalk You massively over estimate these guys fame outside of the US.

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Fury put everything into rounds 4-7 and after he was gassed. Ref should have stopped it in 9. A standing 8 saved fury especially as he didn't touch down either