* steff

lock in attempt #472

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[aliza tal @alizathetulpa]

boyfriend is running a marathon so i’m gonna wear a tinfoil hat at the finish line and hold this sign

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I got banned from /r/ShaolinMonks for asking about forbidden techniques

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[grace REMADE AND IMPROVED @agneswickfields]

he’s back at the pub talking about his new job with his boys… ulf has not let fame change him many cannot say the same

[ternurin musulmán @drunkkatemoss]

rhaenyra te hubiera encantado el ibuprofeno de 800mg

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons.

They keep dropping Career Gems.

In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward

"I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request."

Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[mr. booty ham sandwich @r0ttensilver]

i’m so interested in all that is unknown to me

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[kolek @hoodikolek]

Jalen Brunson has been added to my grandmas altar following game 4

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[✎ @redoorlemontree]

acok: war rages through westeros as five kings struggle for control of a divided land

dany subplot:

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Wemby can’t summon the hate required to win when he’s playing against a walkable city

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

it would b funny as hell if spurs won 2 at the garden