James August

the protagonist, it's my story - not yours. your favorite wrestler sucks unless it's me. | parody rp, not mjf.

[James August @protagonistja]

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙰𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙸𝚂𝚃
𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙵𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝚆𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶
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[James August @protagonistja]

I'm not just Toxic for Nick Steen's career, I'm acidic. The next chapter in Coastal Empire Wrestling begins now.

[James August @protagonistja]

Another morning as come. Let me do a check...

Yep, still the best and not surprised about it.

[James August @protagonistja]

is the old man still caw-cawing?

[James August @protagonistja]

@MRavenK1 This is because you're known to have shit taste.

[James August @protagonistja]

He doesn't even make the top 100 Matthews.

[James August @protagonistja]

@MRavenK1 You could be five feet from the target and still miss.

[James August @protagonistja]

@MRavenK1 @AmbersInfluence @WhammehBar Jabroni.

[James August @protagonistja]

@MRavenK1 Wouldn't even need to. I could outwrestle a has-been like you in my sleep.

[James August @protagonistja]

There's only one belt he's fit to hold: the Geriatric World Championship.

[James August @protagonistja]

@MRavenK1 You're pretty obviously failing to get me to take you seriously. Already said I'd beat you bloody like yesterday, but let's face it: you'd probably tear both quads stepping between the ropes.

[James August @protagonistja]

You know that whole quoth the raven nevermore thing?

Can we get to the nevermore part.

[James August @protagonistja]

Imagine being so upset that you got called out on your bulllshit that you start draging companies you're not even in.

What a fucking boomer.

[Math? ew. @MRavenK1]

Imagine bragging over signing https://t.co/RKOKCvcaK5 pre-movie Barbie and Ken

[James August @protagonistja]

You boys wish you looked this good at 9am.

[James August @protagonistja]

Thus, this company's days of mediocrity are numbered.

There's fucking shitty wrestling, and then there's James August. Make your choice.

[James August @protagonistja]

@MRavenK1 @PWVALOR If that was supposed to be a threat, It fell flat.

I'll beat your pasty discount Orlando Bloom-looking ass bloody in that ring whenever you work up the balls to get on the card with me.

[James August @protagonistja]

@SeanParkerKOTS ( this was an ic post my guy )

[James August @protagonistja]

Funny thing is I don't don't have anything against weed. A full grown adult in 2024 that tells you they've never done it is a plain and simple liar.

But there are still worthless stoners out there, they still do exist. You reading this? You probably know one.

[James August @protagonistja]

@MRavenK1 "Old, bored, stoned "

Good, quick outline for why nobody should give a shit about your opinion. Next.