Dio

would be author

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Bring back the Occupy Wall Street and Tea Party movements

[geet.eth @geet_eth]

@kfc i get it

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Wtf

[KFC @kfc]

Mercy, I know it’s wrong. But every time I see that juicy fat bird from Twitter my mouth starts a waterin’ and my hanks start a hankerin’.

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Yup. That’s me guys. Y’all probably wondering how I got here huh? Well I’m about to tell you.

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Fuck Tom Nook

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Where y’all getting these milk crates from?

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Preach!

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Same

[wint @dril]

"Clit Goon" is actively trying to avoid me, when I`ve stated repeatedly; if he comes forward with a genuine apology- I will not pursue him.

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

“We been trying to get in touch with you about your extended warranty.”

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Black people not allowed on the Titanic? It’s now my favorite romantic comedy

[Lubz♟️ @Lubzio]

Niggas players on 2k vs the nigga who behind the player

[Culture 🎥 @FanlyCulture]

The most conscious rapper of them all https://t.co/psv1fjd6zF

[Culture 🎥 @FanlyCulture]

This mf belong in a rap hall of fame

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

This a repressed memory

[J. Mulholland @MulhollandL0ver]

@naomisavv @realprettyygirl Its exhausting. I'm 42 & my gf is 22 & we met on DaddyMeetsBrat kink dating app & shes been a living hell. Playin video games in stead of cleaning. Watchin anime instead of cooking. Naggin me about her allowance. It never stops with brats. Maybe I should start dating my age-group

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

When you’re trying to avoid Pokémon battles and a Geodude spots you

[William Knight @william__knight]

What story are you rehearsing in your mind today?

[Dio @ProtagonistLost]

Is this a JoJo reference?

[VegitoKingAlex | 🇵🇸 @RevivalOfPotara]

@william__knight Please call us the Pucci possè