Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️

I promised I would keep my profile picture supporting Ukraine until they defeat their invader. #BoltUp

South Florida-based. Charger fan for 4 decades!

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

Witty post worth spreading. Thanks

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@warroomcohost @always_chiefs @ESPNNFL @NFL I don't agree 100% with some of the Charger rankings but respect that they are included in this list. #boltup

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@OurShallowState @harperlee789 Cassidy, Lola, Maurice, Lou, Calvin and Chandler

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@MoveTheSticks 2x @ 50 min.

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

A Weller 12 kind of night while watching #USMNT @BuffaloTrace

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@vrexec At home wecall this "his and hers". Aperol for my wife, Campari for myself!

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

Ben is right, El Tule is truly great! We had a fabulous meal! Two thumbs up!

[Benjamin Allbright @AllbrightNFL]

@Protheus21 Do it

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@AllbrightNFL Heading to an event in Denver. Might check it out. Thanks Ben! #boltup

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@Untilrose821 @FrAquinasOP You don't want them to be suddenly called into a meeting with the big boss

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@ChaseDaniel Kane & Abel. One of the world's best stories from one of the world best storytellers, Lord Jeffery Archer.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Raymond and Lucie Aubrac.

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@maurice_lippy I agree 100%. Life is too short to pass on the moments that make it worthwhile. Living vs. Existing. I choose to live my life. The length is not guaranteed. It's thought you can live a longer life with a tight routine, but even if true, why go for length and not quality?

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@warroomcohost @always_chiefs @Chiefs @Broncos @chargers @Raiders @ESPNNFL @NFL Bo Nix is NOT better than Herbert. Neither is Mahomes... at 100% he is, but he is not going to be at full speed after the late knee injury.

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@Lizbolt_ I was just wondering whether any of the suggestions moved the needle. Good luck!

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@Lizbolt_ Which mattress did you pick?

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@archer_rs We’ve agreed from the beginning: biologically, it is a man and a woman.
Where we differ is that neither of us truly knows what is happening within another person’s consciousness or sense of self. That’s why I think it’s difficult to make a complete judgment about it. Let them...

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@archer_rs Biological reality matters and sex is rooted in objective biology. I agree with that 100%.
But humans are more than biology alone. We also have consciousness, identity, emotion, and perhaps a spiritual dimension. Biology explains the body, not always the inner experience of self

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@MumpGorithm @archer_rs No, I would not believe him, but I would not feel offended, nor would it have any impact to my life, if he believed so.

[Just Joe 🇲🇽 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 ⚡️ @Protheus21]

@Lizbolt_ @karenluvssports The cheapest tix I found for the Buffalo game was $350! I guess new stadium premium? Niagara is worthwhile, falls and wineries. But also, Toronto is 90 minutes away and wayyyyyy worth it!