Cursed Protestant Nonsense

Sharing protestant nonsense from across the world DMs open for submissions

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Someone put me out of my misery

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I wonder why

[The Church of England @churchofengland]

Today, at St Paul's Cathedral, Bishop Sarah officially becomes the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Find out what will happen as senior bishops meet to confirm her election.

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POV: You find a church where demonic power is

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Many such cases!

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When the world's ending but you're a hustler 💰

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@exanxc Sorry forgot to add "lmao"

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lmao

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The only endorsement I need to see!

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Huge focus on Jesus here! 🙏

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So true!

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Counts as a mortal sin, that's for sure

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Thank you Luther, very cool!

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It’s on the first page bro 💀

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11. “Empty pews”

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$7 to go to church lmao

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The Episcopal church is selling tickets LOL 🤣

[Washington National Cathedral @WNCathedral]

Christmas service passes now available! Get yours today and join us this holiday season❄️
https://t.co/d2LMmZiboz

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I don’t even know what to say…… 😶

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Are we at church or a concert? 💀

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Please tell me this isn’t real I’m begging you

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Dude has the REALLY good stuff