Protolol

Collection of protolol's

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"ARP jokes are often gratuitous." http://goo.gl/ClG2E #protolol

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"The problem with TCPIP jokes is that when I tell them, all I want is an ACK but usually get FINs and RSTs." http://goo.gl/PAMfI #protolol

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"Who wants serial killers when you can have much faster parallel killers?" http://goo.gl/H4ZHv #protolol

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"The problem with git jokes is everyone has their own version." http://goo.gl/eOkMY #protolol

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"The lame thing about script kid comedy is that someone else writes all their jokes for them; they just deliver the lines" #protolol

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"The problem with telling a boolean joke is that everyone wants to know if it’s true or false." http://goo.gl/uzgJx #protolol

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"The problem with RSA jokes is, they get stolen before one can tell ‘em." http://goo.gl/h6cXv #protolol

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"People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live." http://goo.gl/crSEk #protolol

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"The great thing about SQL transaction jokes is that once you BEGIN, you can ROLLBACK if nobody gets them." http://goo.gl/oyVNQ #protolol

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"The awesome thing about BGP jokes is that the intended audience will likely get them, one way or another." http://goo.gl/ZkERJ #protolol

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"The issue with IPv6 jokes is that no one is using them yet" http://goo.gl/gUutj #protolol

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"RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes" http://goo.gl/aWouS #protolol

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"The problem with DRM jokes is that you can’t share them with your friends." http://goo.gl/KoVII #protolol

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"The good thing about pure functional jokes is, telling them has no side effects." http://goo.gl/WXqbl #protolol

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"The bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they’re over" http://goo.gl/c1Kll #protolol

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"The funny thing about C jokes is when the null terminator is %s ¾Ò¾Ð>Ó¾ÑÞØ’·7çÉýWPwšàøßÿkúoœp4ÿûøŸô4h" http://goo.gl/8Sziw #protolol

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The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh. http://goo.gl/0R3UK #protolol

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There… There is… There is nothing… There is nothing funny about path MTU detection. http://goo.gl/paa4i #protolol

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"DNS servers must feel sad, nobody calls them by their name." http://goo.gl/Ph2lR #protolol

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"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted" http://goo.gl/6mdxl #protolol