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#protolol jokes. If you dont understand, please Google.

[Jérôme Petazzoni @jpetazzo]

#protolol du jour:
WHOOOO LET THE LOGS OUT
WHO
WHO WHO
WHO WHO

[Sherlyn Pilat @Sherlynxjpdr]

@yoshicool: People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live. #protolol

[protoLOL.com @protoLOLOL]

Listen to her. Otherwise you will be #foreveralone https://t.co/F2UG1ju1kg

[Marc Smeets @MarcOverIP]

My girlfriend says the printing was done wrong and I should return it. #protolol

[Soumya Deb @Debloper]

- You `sed` that.
- No, I can barely `awk` :-/
#protoLOL

[Jérôme Petazzoni @jpetazzo]

Systemd isn't canonical. #protolol

[Java @java]

Friday Funny : "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." #protolol Thanks, @secboffin

[Dixie Flatline @meursalt]

I'd show you all this funny email attachment, but you know what they say: A MIME is a terrible thing to paste. #protoLOL

[Jean @rindvieh]

Now that we have stable #heartbleed client and server implementation we should focus on the heartbleed key exchange protocol #hkep #protolol

[Patrik Malmquist @PatrikMalmquist]

“Can I tell you a TCP joke?” “Please tell me TCP joke.” “OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.” #protolol

[protoLOL.com @protoLOLOL]

@tmmx checkout http://t.co/y8xZg8STwL!

[Bad Tech Joke Cat @BadTechJokeCat]

The problem with git jokes is everyone has their own version.

#protolol

[Jesse Ruderman @jruderman]

The problem with Heartbleed jokes is not knowing when to stop. #protolol

[Falak R. Sangani @FalakDreamer]

“Dude 1 : “Hey, did you watch that new movie called ‘IP Address’??”
Dude 2: “Which one, original or spoof?”
#protolol

[Jesse Ruderman @jruderman]

@dragosr I tried to repeat back your #protolol #heartbleed joke, but it was 65396 characters too long for Twitter.

[protoLOL.com @protoLOLOL]

@wesgeorge @Deploy360 checkout http://t.co/y8xZg8STwL

[Scott Hogg @SCOTTHOGG]

@dusty_dev @ipv6tom Oldie but a goodie: What did the IPv4 address say to the IPv6 address?
I'm exhausted! #protolol

[Josh Roberson ☭ 💢 @toastido]

So if a DDoS comes from the cloud, does that make it a Tornado? #protolol #geek

[SDFlavor @SW_Defined_Flav]

Question: What does a DevOps engineer do when they want to feel affection?
Answer: They go to GitHug
#protolol