paul provins

I do and say stupid things at stupid times but I'm peter pan so I can get away with it.

[paul provins @provaking]

Four minutes to find a reason to rule out the goal. I've said it before and I'll say it again, VAR is killing football. #VAR #SUNFOR

[paul provins @provaking]

We're about 6 months from Starmer signing a deal with #Trump declaring, "This is peace in our time," like Chamberlain. People need to read a history book. Mango Mussolini is Hitler with a fake tan and a shit wig. #Greenland #Tariffs #Starmer #Denmark #NATO #EpsteinFiles

[paul provins @provaking]

I'm a Leeds fan so a neutral watching this game. But that is horrific from VAR. 6 minutes to get a decision totally and utterly wrong. VAR has never made one game of football better, ever. Get rid of it. #VAR #NEWMCI

[paul provins @provaking]

I keep reading that Wilf Nancy isn't very good. I've just watched him turn Chermiti into a prime Marco van Basten. That's a special type of genius. #OldFirm #Rangers

[paul provins @provaking]

All I can say is that I hope the Aussies aren't allowed to pick the 3rd umpire during the Ashes!! This guy is having a shocker #WIvAUS #holdstock

[paul provins @provaking]

Has anyone tried turning America off then back on again? Or reverted to factory settings? Just wondering. #Trump #USElection2024

[paul provins @provaking]

James Dyson has called the budget spiteful. A man worth £20bn but who offshores work for cheaper labour and to avoid paying tax? Maybe if people like him paid their fair share to begin with, then we wouldn't need a "spiteful" budget. #taxdodger #greed #Dyson

[paul provins @provaking]

Football 2-0 Franchise. If you know, you know. #FAcup #Wimbledon #football

[paul provins @provaking]

The budget calculator says I'm £4.55 a YEAR worse off. That's 8p a week. About 1/4 of a Freddo. But the NHS gets a bit more, landowners have to pay tax, and CGT is now closer to income tax. Hardly the meltdown the right-wing media portray. #Budget #freddo

[paul provins @provaking]

@LillyStephen What have Scarborough done to deserve such a punishment?!

[paul provins @provaking]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Ridiculous decision. He should have had a job for life. Heartbroken. #TenHagIn #TenHag #outrageous

[paul provins @provaking]

Please please please don't sack Ten Hag. With the state of the country and indeed the world, we need the humour that he brings to the masses. #tenhagin #TenHag #hahahahahahahahahaha

[paul provins @provaking]

@ilmmad512 He's been a bad keeper for a long time now.

[paul provins @provaking]

There's howlers, there's howlers, and then there's whatever Meslier has just achieved. A dreadful keeper for a very long time. #Sprake #lufc

[paul provins @provaking]

Leeds fans looking for the new signings out of the £140m that the @49ers have raked in this summer. #lufc #signsomebody #assetstrippers

[paul provins @provaking]

Away from politics. I did this today. If you know you know. #stillgame #comedy #classic

[paul provins @provaking]

July 4th Independence Day?! Nope, it's Get Rid of the Tories Day. #GeneralElection2024 #VoteTheToriesOut

[paul provins @provaking]

He does well to squeeze a lot if Tory incompetence into less than 5 mins. If you're still mad enough to think of voting for the Conservatives on Thursday, please listen to this first.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[paul provins @provaking]

@Scarborough_GB I'll see your REPULSIVE, and venture into HORRIFIC.

[paul provins @provaking]

In the battle of incompetency and who gets sacked first, Southgate has outlasted Sunak by at least a couple of days. #England #GeneralElection #lettuce