Flow Bean

Fitness Coach, Yoga Instructor, Fire Player

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

This man refuses to pronounce the E at the end of coyote and it makes me want to quit my job and throw up on his desk at the same time.

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@BrianSt54305154 @BostonPatrolmen 4. What happens elsewhere? BPD budget expands. Carson beach is in Boston … seems relevant?

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@BrianSt54305154 @BostonPatrolmen Bruh. 1. Defund doesn’t mean abolish. 2. EMTs and fire fighters ACTUALLY work to save people. DeShaney v Winnebago determined police don’t represent “protection” 3. Compare police budgets to the useful task forces and it’s unjustifiable

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@Wrekonize @MAYDAYMUSIC First I find a grey hair and then this. I’m officially old. (Ok but high key I’m glad you get to celebrate with family)

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think?

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

Real America is going on unemployment during COVID outbreaks, not because you’re all that scared of the virus but because your paycheck will be bigger since your commission is dead.

[Antreefa @antreefa]

You don't need the Government's permission to plant trees. You will see us in the field, you will see us in the flower beds, you will see us in the parks, anywhere a tree can be planted a tree will be planted. #Antreefa #Resist

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@KelseyN9cole21 Leo’s and aquariuses cannot be in the same room long enough for them to figure out they’re both fake as shit and stubborn as shit

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

I’m basically a professional carpenter now

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@KatoProducer and a roku remote that ruins it for everybody when you just tryna select Netflix not have a whole rave

[Ju @_JuGatti]

Wife Beaters is a wild ass phrase to describe a shirt

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

Scrolling through my tweets reminiscing on how funny I am.

I realized.

ATT NEVER CALLED ME BACK ITS BEEN SEVERAL MONTHS THOSE ASSHATS

[Mayor Marty Walsh @marty_walsh]

In Boston, we know #WomensRightsAreHumanRights. A woman's rights over her own body should never be up for debate -- and never will be in our city.

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

I just saw a like three year old sneeze into her elbow and I have never been so thankful for proper parenting in my life

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@eddundlow Daddy’s been drunk on his ass for hours and I just shoveled out the whole fucking driveway so he can work tomorrow you bet your ass I’m getting the first damn plate bitches

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

I texted my boss today about the vagina and not the cafiza (cleaning chemical). Thanks autocorrect. 😭😭

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@KelseyN9cole21 They done fucked uppppp

[Flow Bean @proverbialsands]

@KelseyN9cole21 I DID THIS AND I WALKED AROUND WITH ONE PIERCED NIPPLE FOR A GOOD SIX MONTHS