Rob Flaherty

Recovering D&Der, co-wrangler of an eleven year old girl and technology professional.

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Could be a dream come true!

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

All you want for Christmas is tickets to #INDvsTEN? Just call us Santa 🎅🏽

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[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Too early to tell for sure, but currently wearing a #31 Titans jersey on Friday the 13th causes super excellent SYNERGY!

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Hmm, it's Friday the 13th and I realized I'm wearing Kevin Byard's #31 Jersey from the Titans. Will my day be full of synergy or dissonance?

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Irony: when someone with the last name of Hacker tries to sell you software protection against Ransomware. Even if it's a REAL last name.

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

I declare today Fred Astaire Day on Spotify! He's completely awesome and one of my all-time favs, but also doing research for a thing.

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU! But don't get too cocky, kid- Revenge of the Fifth is just around the corner! #maythe4thbewithyou

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Who's picking up Bailey at skool? Me, aka #theonlyjackassinshortswhenits48degrees. It's nearly May, tho- the weather should change, not me.

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

What kind of world is this? Blackhawks down 0-3 in their series, but the OTTAWA SENATORS are winning theirs 2-1? Has Trump broken reality?

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

I Wanna Go Back and apologize to workmates for singing Eddie Money, but I can't! Side note: Think I'm In Love; wanna Take Me Home Tonight?

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

The girls are away so I get whatever I want for dinner! Made salmon and sweet potato fries, paired with cider. #nom

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Did Brant Miller just say the tornado damage will be assessed tomorrow and rated on the Vegeta scale? Would be sweeet. IN YOUR FACE, Frieza!

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

How does one break one's fast after a successful colonoscopy, including yesterday's liquid diet and prep? LIKE A BOSS. Salad for dinner, tho

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Thank you, Aaron. Thank you, Jared. Thank you, Mason. SUCK IT, COWBOYS! Side note: Why wasn't Jared that good when he was with the Titans?

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

The Captain told me I had to post this.

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Just when I was starting to think I'd be home a mere 45 mins late due to nightmarish traffic on 80, the gates go down and bridge goes up!

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

HOLY CRAP! Usually the Titans throw away the lead, but today the Chiefs tanked and let a 53-yard FG win the day! Titan defense stood tall!

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Huh. They completely flipped the location of Rebecca's kitchen on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Did they truly think we Buncheteers wouldn't notice?

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Well, Cubs, hope you're happy because Trumpmageddon is all your fault. Time to start working in my TREXIT strategy.

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Truly a black day. I fear it can be nothing more than a harbinger of something just as bad...a trump victory.

[Rob Flaherty @ProviRob]

Sure, there were Ford Mustangs at the Joliet Airport's car/air show, but this P51 Mustang is what I'm talkin' about!