Patrick Rowley

Words can only help you if you speak them.

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Getting real tired of the “Cinderellas aren’t dead because so-and-so kept it close for 30 minutes” narrative from college basketball’s top analysts lately.

Cinderellas aren’t just dead, they’re getting turned away at the door to the big dance because they can’t pay cover.

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

@IndianaFever @StVincentIN I hate a Stephanie White offense…

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

New Smosh ‘who meme’d it’ material dropped today

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

One way to start your first big boy work trip is having all your underwear fly out of your bag onto the security check conveyor belt because you can’t get your work laptop out of your massively overstuffed bag #infrequentflyer

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Bub’s owner sounding real tone deaf here. Pay your employees livable wages and provide a benefits packages. Jobs in the service industry are more than just “flipping burgers” and employees in them should be treated with respect.

[WISH-TV News @WISHNews8]

Bub's Burgers and Ice Cream has more than 50 job openings right now. The owner says even as the economy is opening up, people aren't coming in for job interviews. @RichardEssexIII reports. https://t.co/SWJX4XICVA

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

@Lees_Mitchell I’ve been wearing a heating pad all morning because I hurt myself working out. We’re old.

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

He’s the same man who got a DUI and resigned as president of my high school back in the day. I see he’s still quite the role model for our youth today #Carmel

[IndyStar @indystar]

Carmel church pastor calls Black Lives Matter demonstrators 'maggots and parasites' https://t.co/aHenRv967b

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

@broro_2291 Wow we get it Brooke, you have a boyfriend

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Hey @Donatos, I work in retail and compliments are often hard to come by. Your Indianapolis-Broad Ripple store should be commended for making a delicious pizza and providing wonderful service for one very, very hungry man.

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Co-worker: “Those cookies you bought were so rich, you could only really eat one.”

Me: *8 cookies deep*

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

My co-worker brought up the fact that I’ve said “it’s been one of those days” at work every day for the past 3 weeks #imstillnotwrong #everydayisoneofthosedays

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Checkout lady: “Nice costume! What are you suppose to be?”

Me: “... I’m not wearing a costume.”

Checkout lady: “oh. *long pause* That’ll be $19.57” #HappyHalloween

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Traveling for work:

Expectation: hit up happy hour with co-workers every night after work

Reality: eating every meal in my hotel bed alone while watching the 7-day global weather forecast #staysafehawaii

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

I could live to be 100 and still pounce like a cheetah on a gazelle every time someone opens a pack of gum

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Me obnoxiously bringing a game cube into my new apartment: “The GAME SPHERE!”

New neighbor across the hall opens the door: “It’s SPHERICAL” #didwejustbecomebestfriends #DrakeandJosh #webrosnow

[Brooke @broro_2291]

People need to be writing songs about the struggles of millennial poverty bc real talk even the ones with good jobs ain't got shit

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

25 year old who drunk texts his mom Riverdale spoilers even though she’s never seen an episode #newtinderbio

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Apparently when I get nervous I become a renaissance man bc I said, “Good morrow” instead of “good morning” to a new potential partner at work. Boss’s reaction: #idontevenknow

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Proud of all the new Butler grads this past weekend. Can’t remember the last time I had any exciting life news that didn’t revolve around being 3 stamps away from a free coffee at my local coffee shop

[Patrick Rowley @prowl92]

Leave it to the Indiana folk to find the only other midwestern people on the East coast to play euchre with #NoKitty #ScrewTheDealer