AYO⭐️⭐️

Will dance for a Mercedes Benz

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

See dis life ting yeah, it's all about understanding fam...

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

Unrelated:

A quick hack for the receive, thief, chief, deceive etc dillema.

Always chant "'I' before 'e' except after 'c'"

You'll never mispell it again

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

It genuinely irks me when I see people type “thier” instead of “their”
Same thing with “receive” and “recieve”

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

": love does not erase harm. Regret does not reverse time. And remorse, no matter how sincere, does not entitle you to redemption."

[Maris @Nazumejud]

After I had an affair, my husband never touched me again. For eighteen years, we lived like strangers, until a post-retirement physical exam when what the doctor said made me break down on the spot………

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

Lol cap, your name means fuck all in football

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

I've read a lot about Zadok Yohanna, but one thing that doesn't get mentioned enough is just how marketable his name is. One of the reasons many Brazilian footballers become global brands is that they go by distinctive first names or nicknames that are easy to remember.

With Zadok Yohanna, he already has three strong branding options: "Zadok," "Yohanna," or "Zadok Yohanna." All three are memorable, unique, and have a certain ring to them.

At this point, the branding takes care of itself. The only thing left is to deliver on the pitch.

Congratulations to Zadok Yohanna on his move to Brighton, and best of luck in this next chapter. May he make the most of the opportunity and continue to make Nigeria proud.

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

See what passes for news these days

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

Some sources believe the passing of the chairman title could be a catalyst for decisions to be made regarding the future of #Chelsea’s ownership. Others claim it's no more significant than a pre-agreed technicality, but do not dismiss the prospect of change.

[via @Matt_Law_DT]

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

@Chiefofbridge "I go lie for you?"

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

Lmaoo una don mad for this app...see the replies 😭😭😂

[muideen @CertifiedIbm]

@SkiTheAura @heisMartinsutd God no go spoil ur life naa cruise wey Dey catch no Dey pit my name
For none sense oo

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

Who be this circus worker? 😂😂

[Yinka Ogunnubi @yinkanubi]

I have some friends yet to congratulate me for Arsenal Victory 7 days after we lifted the EPL trophy and 12 days after we won it, but they couldn't resist the urge to send mocking messages celebrating the UCL loss. It didn't matter to them what winning it meant to me and how losing it at that stage must feel.

There is a life lesson here. There are those who will celebrate your inability to attain just because it makes them feel better about themselves or their feeling of superiority based on past glory.

Regardless, those messages had the opposite effect. They became fuel and motivation to keep believing and pushing forward. We will win it one day by His Grace. And y'all be living witnesses. 🙏

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

The wenas are turning on themselves?

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

'woops'

[Limpopo Chronicle @LimChronicle]

𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗢 𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗘𝗗𝗟𝗬 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗥

A 19-year-old teenager, Nhlamulo Sambo from Giyani, Limpopo, was allegedly stabbed to death in Mossel Bay, Western Cape, during unrest reportedly linked to protests involving foreign nationals.

According to a Facebook post by his sister, Nonhlanhla, Nhlamulo was allegedly attacked after being removed from a residence and stabbed because he spoke Xitsonga.

"They killed my brother as if his life meant nothing. His only 'fault' was being Tsonga in a predominantly Xhosa community. As a family, we are deeply hurt by this inhumane act. Justice must be served, and we will not remain silent," wrote Nhlamulo.

More on: https://t.co/4HfA9r1kfC

#LimpopoChronicle

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

And STILL the only team in London to win the Champions League - @ChelseaFC. 💙

LONDON’S FIRST. LONDON’S FINEST. 🏆

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

Once dem don smoke their nyaope their head no dey correct again 😄

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but resist the urge to open bottles with your teeth. I recently witnessed a man almost lose his life

[Kiki 💖 @omo_olobikan]

Amala date with my girls 😝😝
Thank you @KALADIMA1972 for having us 🤣

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

@FabrizioRomano You see this life? Just win

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

@FabrizioRomano Lmaoo he's leaving us...fairs

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

We finished 10th lol

Congrats to Egghead, his clownlake and everyone else involved

Hope you can fix this mess

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

@FabrizioRomano He knows

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

I'm so excited for Enzo Maresca man. Casuals don't know that he's an upgrade on Pep.

The world is in for a surprise

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

All of them. Top lads

[🇦🇷 @BarcoEra]

Who do you wish made it at Chelsea

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

We're just shitting transfer rumours now?

[MatchDay Central @MatchDCentral]

🚨💣 Kylian Mbappé has been tipped to join Chelsea in a blockbuster move that could shake European football 🇫🇷💥

New manager Xabi Alonso is reportedly keen on bringing him to Stamford Bridge, with belief the French superstar could instantly make Chelsea title contenders.

One to watch… 👀

[@talkSPORT]

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

This has to be my worst genre of tweets

[Mardiyyah ❤️💐 @iam_Mardiyyah]

No food, I repeat again, no food in the universe has more rewarm value like beans 😭

[AYO⭐️⭐️ @prowzac]

I think this post completely misses the past of the op

[Bane @jodambusta]

No matter the level of your atheism as an atheist in Nigeria a Christian in China and Japan will always also have a better life than you

Nigerian twitter atheism. Low IQ fooling