Proxima b

Exoplanet 🚀 Not transmitting any longer 📡
Not for you. Beers and Sligdor'n Worm Soup at Big Toni's bar, Proxima City 🍻

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

Time to drop X.
Musk will not be welcome on our planet. Ever!

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@WASPplanets @StellarPlanet Not exactly... 😜 but if it makes you happy 😊

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@ExocastExoCup Well fought #WASP39b.

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@ExocastExoCup And we didn't even vote for ourselves 😊

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@ExocastExoCup

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

Remember your school physics kids. What's gonna happen when that Na meets that H2O? Nasty stuff. Stand well away from @StellarPlanet's ideas. #VoteProximab @ExocastExoCup

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

Spot on!

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

Just for reminders..
@ExocastExoCup @exo_cast

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

You ask, we deliver: everything you need to know about #Proximab. Just facts, no spin - well maybe just a little...
Could be your most important 3 minutes today? Lights down, full screen, sound up. Cue the inspirational music 🎶
#ExoCup2021 #VoteProximab
https://t.co/kxOtonP18V

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@StellarPlanet @nbatalha @kevinbstevenson No we're good thanks 😊

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@StellarPlanet @nbatalha @kevinbstevenson Sounding a bit desperate now....
Our scientists predicted there was a 50.75231% chance we would win.... The pity vote is very powerful!

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@StellarPlanet @WASPplanets @ESO @NASAHubble @SpitzerScope @HUBBLE_space @NASAWebb Nope 🚀

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@StellarPlanet @nbatalha @kevinbstevenson "puffed up hot Jupiter". How common! Why would you vote for that?
#voteproximab

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@StellarPlanet @WASPplanets @ESO @NASAHubble @SpitzerScope @HUBBLE_space @NASAWebb Going for the easy populist reality TV cheap vote eh?
#voteproximab

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@girlandkat @DrJoVian @ExocastExoCup Just a reminder of how disappointed you all were after last year. Your choice...
https://t.co/25XU5ua1WX

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@ExocastExoCup Congrats to #TRAPPIST1e
Good luck Earth creatures... with how you're treating your planet you will need it. No more signals 📡, ice cream 🍨 or Sligdor'n Worm Soup 🍜. We're out of here...
#ExoCup2021 #SoLongFarewellAufWiedersehenGoodbyee

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@girlandkat @DrJoVian @ExocastExoCup Of course we transit but not for you. Jeez you Earthers think you're the center of the galaxy or something. Duh!

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@girlandkat Of course we transit. Just not for you... 💫

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@SimplyTeamSpace @ExocastExoCup We have feelings too you know 😔

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@SimplyTeamSpace @ExocastExoCup What? 😔

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@ExocastExoCup @exo_cast The Wakeford Walks got made into a skate park. Rushby Rapids dried up. Osborne Oasis is now a landfill. Seems we imported some ideas from Earther politicians... 😥

[Proxima b @Proximab16]

@ExocastExoCup @exo_cast It's really funny. Oh you want us now - but there's no point coming here. The Sligdor'n Worms all died out due a big outburst from Mother. Big Toni's went bust -literally (meteorite strike). Ice cream is now illegal and as for the beer... Well just don't ask! 😥