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[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Clairo has shot and killed Peppa Pig.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

It’s that deep

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[zayden @pemilo123]

"you don't seem autistic" stick me in a group situation and watch for like 4 minutes

[bort @tacobort]

[on a first date]: yeah im not really involved with anything or interested in anything. If you’re into that

[olive @yuckuzha]

maybe i am only fun at first

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[jet @sigmoder]

you don't. i was a total shut in for years and only recently started living again. i'll never get back what was lost but there's no point in crying over spilled milk.

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[idiot @prozacdemon]

the neurodivergent experience of overachieving for a couple months and then slowly crumbling and leaving everyone disappointed :|

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[littlegirl67 @rpedbyreality]

I have a feeling that all my anger is actively rotting my heart from the inside

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

im a bad dog and i need to die

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[✵ @nxymll]

This is what they do to you when you become vulnerable and open up btw

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[micheal @godsb0y]

attitude was so bad at work today that i thought they might fire me on the spot

[tad @ghostofthesun89]

They should add Adderall to the public water supply