ri

this is my palace

[ri @prozacket]

i’m eating chips in bed right now i’m so fucking crazy

[ri @prozacket]

egregious smeller

[ri @prozacket]

can i sleep in your armpit tonight

[ri @prozacket]

“i love beauty i hate arrogance and i love sucking cock”

[ri @prozacket]

my mic is off but voice is not

[ri @prozacket]

jon snow is elphaba

[ri @prozacket]

my legs are hairy and i have shin splints

[ri @prozacket]

stop posting on instagram notes its causing me so much second hand embarrassment

[ri @prozacket]

just dipped some shrimp into melted butter. oh my god. it’s just everything and more

[ri @prozacket]

fart girl walks

[ri @prozacket]

im just a wumpus in this big world

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

that's not tinnitus you are just hearing angel frequencies

[ri @prozacket]

no solo piglets allowed.

[ri @prozacket]

you wear polyester underwear if you listen to the weeknd

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

shooting a gun in the air to get everyone's attention then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing

[eve @csiirac]

do i really seriously genuinely actually lowkey highkey literally have to

[ri @prozacket]

you can’t let anyone john pork you

[ant @persistantz]

saying "you're tearing this family apart" whenever someone argues with me

[ri @prozacket]

gonna go pee brb