Aaron Bartmess

I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, a pastor, a husband, and a dad.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

Every year.
"Consulting the parliamentarians"
#PCAGA2026

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@Nicktrahan94 Actually, I deeply appreciate the effort, time, hospitality and blessing of the worship times. If you're "cringing", maybe it's a focus issue, brother.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

So ... Elemental flopped in its opening weekend. I'm just stunned. 🤣🤣 Hey, @Disney, have we learned something yet? Don't hate your target audience- listen to them. Parents and kids don't want you to 'educate' them by trying to normalize what they disagree with.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

#UTGrad2023 Marissa! We love you so much! Congratulations!

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@Disney @DisneyPlus Movie tanked because the target audience, mainly families with children aren't really interested in trying to expose their children to homosexual characters, especially not just for the sake of inclusivity. I know I'm not interested.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@TPostMillennial Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@AngusMacLane Long answer: lots of parents prefer to be the ones who get to tell the narritive about same sex relationships and don't appreciate someone deliberately taking the time to try to do it for us in a movie aimed at our children.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@AngusMacLane That's rich, dude. There's a whole demographic of parents who are asking "Why do you have to insert sexual politics into an animated children's movie?"

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@DojaCat Run away, Eddie. Run fast!

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@RuthSentUs @duty2warn Yeah, because, you know, stalking people at their home and church isn't creepy at all.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@TheDailyShow You do know the empire were the bad guys, right Darth Liberalus?

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@TheDailyShow Wow. I'm in stitches. Maybe fantasizing about millions of people dying because they disagree with you is something you should reconsider?

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@benshapiro Trump missed his opportunity with this, anyway. All he would have to do is translate the chorus: "Slowly, I want to breathe on your neck, slowly. I want to whisper in your ear." Joe HANDED him a meme.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@mercedesschlapp @JoeBiden Fits with Creepy Joe, too , because the chorus goes "Slowly, I want to breathe on your neck slowly. I want to whisper in your ear". I think I feel a meme coming on!

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

Win the Reformed Expository Commentary Series from @wtsbooks : https://t.co/7YvIPAZs9m https://t.co/wGVMxjEoi8

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@IlhanMN Please... How ugly can you get? There's a public health crisis, for crying out loud! People need hope, and all you can do is play partisan politics? Just be quiet if all you can think to do is be ugly.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@IlhanMN ⬆️ And this is what happens when excitable activists have a knee-jerk reaction, and don't take time to understand or even do a small bit of research on what is happening.

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@IlhanMN You're right, for too long, those money hungry oil execs have been ruining our planet with nickel mines.
We need to push for vehicles that don't run on nickel!
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Aaron Bartmess @prplaardvark]

@stengel @washingtonpost Hard to believe that a JOURNALIST would advocate for revocation of free speech! Hmm can't imagine how that kind of law could be abused...