maybe: parker pratt

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ok it’s been settled. 5 genders

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus regrets dying for most of you.

[homosexuality ⚣ @MenEnjoyers]

He gayed transgenderly down the stairs with the autism in his eyes

[maybe: parker pratt @prrkrr_]

Renesmee Targaryen

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Adidas didn’t drop Kanye West to stand against anti-semitism.

They dropped him because their stock was falling hard and an analyst told them to in order to salvage their stock value they needed to drop him.

Nothing heroic about what they did.

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[maybe: parker pratt @prrkrr_]

Grindr in Kansas is fascinating.

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

Grindr is a place for healing 🥰

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

rip the queen I loved her cookie dough blizzards

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

[doing really bad, cant find the will to get out of bed, etc] cozymaxxing!!!!! comfypilled 💕 in my freaking snug as a bug era 🐛 snuggly wuggly self care Day 💗 Periodtttttt !

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You should be able to do a crime if it’s silly

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Primates @PrimatesDaily]

Yes.

[Jessie @jessiejensen]

The caption explains that the doormat says “gayest place in town”

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Loyalty https://t.co/hAuUY0gTxi