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@Fearbaiting Whats the hardest thing you estimate you can bite a chunk off, without any sort of supernatural enhancement?

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@VGTMTP If Final Fantasy wasn't already the name of a known franchise, what would you expect from a movie of that name?

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@ThePodcastMines a book club podcast of published fanfiction where the hosts try to find out the original IP that got the names replaced in the publishing process. "last week i thought this was reylo bc of the hairdos but the guy having four friends makes me think one direction"

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love how danganronpa music manages to use vocalizations as instruments so literally, you can make out that there's syllables, with consonants and vowels but it's all so meshed that you'd never turn that into lyrics, it's gutturally bwabwabwabwa-babaw

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imagine a guy that becomes an accelerationist only bc he thinks the best music was made as protests against dictatorship and he has FOMO about it

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its very funny how my middle-age-pasttime coloring app works as a surefire flop detector whenever it gets sponsored by a movie. it had scoob, ww84, roald dahl's witches, louis wain and morbius and now channing tatums lost city is joining that pantheon

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True love is Tom and Demi improvising the same parody of mr brightside almost in sync in the first episode of bigsofttitty.png after a brief mention of a cage, that's some soulmate shit there

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Sending the wikipedia page for pegging to every bottom with a girlfriend that i bump into on grindr from now on

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it finally clicked to me that technically every crochet pattern uses 2*pi = 6, so take that mathematics, you look at this small plush plague doctor and tell me its missing some fractional stitches

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covid should have at least brought back masquerade parties, either for the apocalyptic anachronistic aesthetic or for the chance of a disembodied red mask and cloak crashing into the feudal lord's party and killing everyone there

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@Fearbaiting @duckyaisha is there a memory youd like to have as a home video tape? (curse optional)
also, which horror movie fucked up guy buys jeans off the back of a truck? (either as origin story or just what they do)

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@ThePodcastMines a hidden role game inspired podcast where a random host every week secretly is tasked to derail the pod into tangents, if you can't talk about everything on the docket until a time limit, the impostor wins.

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sort of a 1 more pushup than you deal "oh last weeks sharknado wasnt that bad, it was actually quite fun, these people are just wusses"

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@ThePodcastMines a podcast that only watches disaster movies but through the kayfabe that the hosts live in a world where this exact disaster just happened and so they talk about how much the movie is unrealistic and stuff

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Watching get back under duress with family and I'll squeeze some fun out of this by looking up the most woobified beatles fan art on tumblr and showing it to people around

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@snakesinthebpit i think the episode isnt working, just a heads up

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me, putting a rick roll in my graduation book quote: oh this is gonna be so funny
me, a year and a half later when the book finally comes out: oh hm i wonder what this youtube URL i put here was :)

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spotify wrapped is so funny when you dont use it, apparently ive only listened to 62 songs this whole year and that drives the algorithm mad. "oh your most listened song of 2021 was joni mitchells big yellow taxi, with 2 plays! it sure helped you thru this year huh :)"

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we, as a society, really threw pucca to the wayside and for what? the crime of appreciating rude ninja boys?

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I wonder if there's an art teacher out there using neural blender to explain how to experience abstract art, I feel like there's an specific unfocusing of your vision that it prompts you to do that might have become more accessible bc of the virality of