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Some girl texted me "spacebuttonbrokepleasegivemeanalternative".

Anyone have any idea wtf a "ternative" is?

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Always Sunny episode where Frank has had enough of the NBA playoffs and continuously refers to the New York players as Knickers.

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After she finished cutting my hair, I asked the cute stylist if it was too much forehead.

She said nah, not too much at all.

I said wonderful, just add it onto what I already owe you for the haircut.

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@_Dead Not for you.

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@Sugar_holiq @xdownloaderbot download this for me

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@whimsicatz Yes. The rule of thumb is you belong where you are ranked. Some chars have higher carry potential than others, but in general, it is *you* who has to carry the majority of your games to rank up consistently.

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@ick_real when your girl runs her hand through your hair and you start to believe in attainable peace

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@bruegyOW Dunning Kruger

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@sondraa Sony acknowledged that some percentage of ps5 consoles may have hardware issues that slow them down, and the recommended workaround is for you to spit in my mouth

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I deserve good things.

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@viollous This one is going into the bracket

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@KutterIsKing Hey! Please correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t your team eliminated from the playoffs already? Just checking because it seems like that’s what you’re not talking about

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@madioffline hi

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@ADAMantiumBomb @NahImGhost @MarvelRivals The exact opinion I’d expect an unranked QP warrior with 54% win rate to have. Thank you for fulfilling stereotypes.

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@MarvelRivals @NotTxcker does this solve your issue?

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@MarvelRivals @NotTxcker my brother in Christ they are buffing strange before looking my poor shark in the eyes even one time. Revert the rework you fucking cowards.

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@NotTxcker @Morxnttt @RivalsAssembled @hypercondriacs At least you hit eternity before you get perma’d

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@sorkts @NotTxcker

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@nii1273 @NotTxcker @Bubbleyy_ forgive me

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Its 7/11/25, blessed date

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@MarvelRivals Revert Jeff you fucking cowards