Prude Juice

certified seismologist

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

U know who else was single on Christmas? Jesus Christ

[go follow my new account ⬇️ @xoxobungee]

i do my best proofreading after i hit send

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

if you dont deck the halls with boughs of holly i swear to fucking god

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i just know big booty grinch is behind this

[Prude Juice @prude_juice]

Much like a bull, when I see big red flags I too run full speed at them🚩

[🌙 *queers your gothic* 🌙 @brandneweycs]

this is what being in your twenties feels like

[Prude Juice @prude_juice]

I bet the people who are doing their own vaccine research are the same people keeping the unregulated, non FDA approved supplement industry in business

[Rachel Connolly @RachelConnoll14]

Very often imposter syndrome is valid

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

a reality tv dating show but for literally any other body type

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

we need more fucking idiots in STEM

[Prude Juice @prude_juice]

UPDATE. How much longer before I block though

[Prude Juice @prude_juice]

Random guy gave me his number, I text it nicely saying thank you but i might be moving and not interested in that right now. He followed that up by demanding I play frisbee with him and when I inevitably didn’t respond, called me a monster. Still registering this series of events

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

congratulations to this little freak

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

the problem with me is me

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I may not be doing well mentally, but physically? Even worse, baby

[Prude Juice @prude_juice]

What I bring to the table is a toxic amount of imposter syndrome

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

Academics: “This paper addresses a gap in research that has been bedeviling scholars for years...”

The gap:

[OR Health Authority @OHAOregon]

The spread of #COVID19 is accelerating throughout Oregon.

We all possess the tools to slow the virus by getting vaccinated as soon as it's available to us, continuing to wear masks, gathering more safely and maintaining physical distancing.